velcro farmer

A chick who doesn't practice grooming in the pubic region.

My wife wanted to get frisky last night but she's a Velcro farmer down there.

by JD&Asso March 24, 2016

velcro rodeo

Two women touching their ho-ha's rubbing back and forth like a rodeo rider

When you walked into the "Gold Spa" did you tell them you wanted a velcro rodeo with another woman?

by Mr. Hot 'Lanta July 18, 2017

Flesh Velcro

When a woman uses a baby as a means to attach herself to a man

Also,
When a person attaches themselves to someone for their own professional or personal benefit.

That baby is a BABY not Flesh Velcro !

by The Norx June 11, 2018

Velcro

A person or group of people (students) who suck at sports so much they always end up only getting picked by their semi-velcro friends or get picked last. No one passes to them because they WILL drop the ball. Velcroes can either be nerds or just losers in general, and only about 10% of people know their names, or even know they exist.
OR a slang term for people who are super bad at something (referring to velcro shoes, for when kids can't tie their own shoelaces), a degrading thing to say to that deserving bitch

Person 1: aye mate we're up against the velcro team!
Person 2: aight dude they don't stand a chance

OR

They're such velcroes, they can't even tie their own shoelaces.
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You're such a velcro at art!!

by ClaraBeach November 6, 2019

Call velcro

Velcro for your phone

Oh my gosh look at that Call velcro!

by Nobodycalledyoutoday May 20, 2019

Velcro-beard

When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. It’s usually painful.

I love hugging my son, but he always gets velcro-beard in my hair.

Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

Velcro

When a girl and guy have long pubic hairs and when having sex they get stuck together like velcro

Rose~Noah
Velcro PornHub

by pw123rat July 5, 2016