velcro

A Velcro person/velcro refers to someone who is overly clingy, needy, or dependent, often attaching themselves to others in a way that feels intrusive or suffocating. Just like the fastening mechanism of Velcro, they "stick" to people and situations, making it hard to create distance or have personal space. This term is often used metaphorically to describe someone who requires constant attention, companionship, or validation.

He's like velcro, always hanging around and never giving me any space.

by xxxnvmxxx September 18, 2024

velcro wallets are bad

No they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with velcro

Guy 1: hey dude let me pay for dinner
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.

Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf

by PokerMaster64 November 27, 2021

velcro face

all kinds of beards (including a goatee), 5 o'clock shadow, etc. Basically anything other than a clean shaven face.

Your velcro face makes you look like a cave man. A clean shave is so much more professional. Plus, it makes you look younger.

by allwrong4u February 16, 2018

velcro farmer

A chick who doesn't practice grooming in the pubic region.

My wife wanted to get frisky last night but she's a Velcro farmer down there.

by JD&Asso March 24, 2016

Velcro Lips

big nigger lips sticking together when they talk

(Broke ass Nigger talking shit) Shut up Velcro Lips

by meowxoxooxoxooxoxo January 2, 2025

Velcro

A person or group of people (students) who suck at sports so much they always end up only getting picked by their semi-velcro friends or get picked last. No one passes to them because they WILL drop the ball. Velcroes can either be nerds or just losers in general, and only about 10% of people know their names, or even know they exist.
OR a slang term for people who are super bad at something (referring to velcro shoes, for when kids can't tie their own shoelaces), a degrading thing to say to that deserving bitch

Person 1: aye mate we're up against the velcro team!
Person 2: aight dude they don't stand a chance

OR

They're such velcroes, they can't even tie their own shoelaces.
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You're such a velcro at art!!

by ClaraBeach November 6, 2019

pussy velcro

Substitute bait or personality enhancement to attract plastic, silicone bitches in lieu of a traditional pussy magnet.

Bill!, wheres your blind puppy? Ha! I sold that fleabag to a Vietnamese family and catch way more pussy by hanging this $5 bill out of my pants! Abe Lincoln is pussy velcro and wont crap on my carpet!

by StuPedasso September 17, 2012