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Velcro girlfriend

Overbearing girlfriend. The type of girlfriend that is always following you and needing you to call her even when your family has emergencies. The type of girl who gives you a boost in confidence but shows you what red flags to see in other partners
Velcro Girlfriend: What do you mean your mom had a heart attack? You were supposed to call me while I slept!
Boyfriend: I’m sorry babe we can’t be stuck to each other like velcro constantly.
by Barbelfellos July 30, 2025
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Velcro

When a girl and guy have long pubic hairs and when having sex they get stuck together like velcro
by pw123rat July 5, 2016
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Virginia velcro

When two lovers haven’t shaved their pubes in a while and the hair seems to interlock as if twas velcro.
When the lot lizard was looking for some late night fun it was interrupted by a Virginia Velcro
by Midwestern handjob March 1, 2024
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velcro

A Velcro person/velcro refers to someone who is overly clingy, needy, or dependent, often attaching themselves to others in a way that feels intrusive or suffocating. Just like the fastening mechanism of Velcro, they "stick" to people and situations, making it hard to create distance or have personal space. This term is often used metaphorically to describe someone who requires constant attention, companionship, or validation.
He's like velcro, always hanging around and never giving me any space.
by xxxnvmxxx September 18, 2024
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Hide Velcro

The name of a not so famous wwe wrestler. SOS Championship
Coming in at 200 pounds Hide Velcro
by vrettttt August 13, 2022
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Velcro-beard

When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. It’s usually painful.
I love hugging my son, but he always gets velcro-beard in my hair.

Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.
by I_caveman August 21, 2019
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