Vanessa - A mega babe, a 20/10 chance she’ll break your heart. Beautiful brown eyes. Makeup looks flawless. Either is a great mother or would make a great mother. Smaller than petite, usually tiny enough to fit her in your pocket. Pulls off Brixton hats unlike anyone else. Famously great at decorating. Idolizes Stevie Nicks. Excellent arguing skills. Funniest person you’ll ever met. Won’t marry you because she’s “marrying Steven Tyler”. Worth the headache because she really is ‘fantastic’. You’ll never meet anyone like her.
by Xoxogossipgirl2019 December 31, 2018
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by Betty Barr December 25, 2007
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If you ever run into a Vanessa you’ll instantly notice how crazy she is but crazy in a good way Vanessa’s are the most funnest people to be around she is always making jokes to keep the convo going and loves to party she can be shy sometimes but once you get to know her she is very sexual she has beautiful brown eyes that sparkles when she laughs Vanessa’s are the most prettiest girls and have the biggest booty if you ever date a Vanessa don’t let her go you’ll regret it for the rest of your life
Person: Vanessa broke up with me I’m gonna kill myself I never wanted to let her go
Person 2: so your saying she’s available?
Person 2: so your saying she’s available?
by Jake tiller March 20, 2018
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“Who is vanessa Jane barber?”
“No one knows, but she looks like a cunt”
“Who is vanessa Jane barber?”
“No one knows, but she looks like a cunt”
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Get the vanessa paradis mug.A name commonly given to an attractive female with a high degree of sexual appeal. However, she is usually always single, and seems to have trouble making lasting relationships with the opposite sex.
Guy 1: Yo, I hooked up with Vanessa last night, damn she is amazing in bed...
Guy 2: Awesome, you going to see her again this weekend?
Guy 1: Oh, hell no...as soon as we finished she started acting like a psycho...she's already text messaged me eight times this morning...
Guy 2: Awesome, you going to see her again this weekend?
Guy 1: Oh, hell no...as soon as we finished she started acting like a psycho...she's already text messaged me eight times this morning...
by Will chase August 29, 2014
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