vagetarian

One who consumes vegetables via the vagina.

"No meat shall pass through these lips, im a strict vagetarian"

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008

Vagetarian

Someone who is strictly into Vagina only no exceptions.

Guy 1: That skinny bloke from the gym asked me if you were single last night.

Guy 2: You tell him that I'm not into the sausage and that I am strictly Vagetarian.

by Snizzmaster March 6, 2013

Vegitarian

Someone who thinks that by eating only vegetables they are saving lives of living organisms. But what they dont realize is that plants ARE living organisms and by killing plants they are in fact killing lving organisms. Duh.

Me: you want some bacon?

Them: uhgh NO im vegitarian! i dont kill other organisms for my benefit!

Me: you dumbass us humans are HETEROTROPHIC which means that for us to live other organisms must die, whether they're plants or animals. god read a fucking biology textbook.

by mercutio000000000000 March 25, 2010

vagitarian

a lesbian that also happens to be a vegitarian

she is a vagitarian and only eats veggies and vag.

by zachrey May 12, 2008

Vagitarian

a man/woman who is so sex obsessed that they do not eat or sleep, they are a vagitarian.

dude you wanna grab a pizza ?

nahh these days I'm a vagitarian. laters

by rozzflower September 26, 2011

Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast

An act of sexual "pleasure" where the man first takes either flaming hot sauce, chili sauce, or pepper sauce, and rubs it on his cock. After jerkin it for a while, he stops and has his girl suck him off. Getting the sauce into her mouth, they then make out and transfer the sauce. The man continues to eat out the girl. The next step in this process is for the man to toss the girls salad, (hence the "Vegitarian.") This involves hours of getting her ass hole licked and sucked. During all of these things the hot sauce is destroying wherever the girl is touched by it. You finish off by pwning the chicks pussy. Basically this is hell for the girl and not too bad for the guy, unless the sauce gets into his penis hole.

Hey Jack, what did you and Jill do for Sweetest day?
Not much bro, I just made her breakfast.
Really? She like it?
Naw man, she fuckin hated it.
OOOOOOOOOHHHHH... You mean an Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast?
Yea
That's Whatsup.

by 3c3a3l3v3i3n3 February 19, 2009

vagitarian

a lesbian, a woman who will not partake in penis-play.

shannon dated dudes in high school, but ever since college she's a vagitarian.

by mjjg October 28, 2007