jason vance

The sussest man you’ll ever meet. C2

Dude, he keeps kissing dudes, he’s gone full Jason Vance

by The knights Templar May 23, 2022

JD Vance

Couch fucker

That guy is a total JD Vance. I don’t let him near my couch anymore.

by anonymouscornholio August 10, 2024

JD Vance

A man who will sacrifice any and all personal values for the sake of remaining relevant and popular.

Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises

Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker

That person has no backbone, they were trying to get me fired and now they are sucking up to me since I’ve gotten a promotion. They’re such a “JD Vance”

by SZCY August 11, 2024

vance

one of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet. He has a great sense of fashion and can easily pop a wheelie. He has the most dangerously adorable smile ever, it's very contagious. Watch out for the laugh that might make you fall head-over-heels for him! Don't confuse him with Lance, they are two completely different people. He won't get upset at you if you do mix them up, because he's a very nice person. Stay close with Vance and don't break his heart. They are sketchy but in way that makes u wanna join.

look at his mysterious eyes he must be a Vance

by bbyaddy February 18, 2021

Caleb Vance

A very stupid kid who is never on topic

Oh yeah that kid is a Caleb vance

by Yuhhhhhh5264728; May 16, 2019

Vance

Cash found between the cushions of a couch. Especially if it's dirty and gross.

Named after JD Vance, the unpopular VP candidate who the Internet claimed had sex with a couch.

Oh, man I'm so broke I had to go digging for vance just to buy some Ramen.

by JamesSPB July 29, 2024

Vance

Verb. Unforgivingly screwing up a seemingly simple, otherwise harmless task.

“He really vanced up that Philly cheesesteak order by asking for one with Swiss cheese.”

by Festmax August 20, 2024