The sexual act of adding lube to a rubber glove and put it between couch cushions and use it to masturbate.
by DHyena July 29, 2024
Get the Vancingmug. That guy was old, but in pretty good shape and he dropped dead after meeting the vice president. Dude got Vanced.
by Pleasant Wolf May 19, 2025
Get the Vancedmug. by joe995 January 14, 2025
Get the J. D. Vancemug. Thought my neighbor was voting for Trump after seeing him put that JD Vance lawn sign in-front of his house.
by HawkeyeZ August 11, 2024
Get the jd Vance lawn signmug. When you have sex with an inside out latex glove shoved between 2 couch cushions as Republican VP nominee J.D. Vance admitted to doing in pp. 179-181 of his book "Hillbilly Elegy"
by Pickle Richard July 23, 2024
Get the Doing a Vancemug. A man who will sacrifice any and all personal values for the sake of remaining relevant and popular.
Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises
Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker
Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises
Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker
That person has no backbone, they were trying to get me fired and now they are sucking up to me since I’ve gotten a promotion. They’re such a “JD Vance”
by SZCY August 11, 2024
Get the JD Vancemug. one of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet. He has a great sense of fashion and can easily pop a wheelie. He has the most dangerously adorable smile ever, it's very contagious. Watch out for the laugh that might make you fall head-over-heels for him! Don't confuse him with Lance, they are two completely different people. He won't get upset at you if you do mix them up, because he's a very nice person. Stay close with Vance and don't break his heart. They are sketchy but in way that makes u wanna join.
by bbyaddy February 18, 2021
Get the vancemug.