Valentinoo

A really hot person

aka valentine

Person 1: Did you see Valentinoo?
Person 2: Yeah she’s hot, too bad she’s dating Oscar

Person 2: Yeahhh

by a hotter human than u February 13, 2020

Valentines Day

The day the CEO of Hershey's jumped in bed with the CEO of Hallmark to figure out a way to rip off more nieve Americans of their money and manipulating them into believing they need some other desperate person to make their lives better.

Valentines Day is probably the stupidest day of the whole year. I hate it.

by [e-mail] January 3, 2008

Valentineless

Someone who does not have a valentine. They seek hope, but they face a severe beat down. Although this symptom temporary, it may lead to a catastrophic event.

Friend: Who's your valentine?
Me: No one, I'm Valentineless.
Friend: Oh.

by BenchMax345 February 14, 2008

valentine's day

an evil and pointless holiday that makes people feel left out (i.e. us single folk), depressed, and unloved.

a useless excuse to give your s.o. candy and flowers when u should be doing that all year round, just like you should be helping the homeless all year round and not just on thanksgiving, xmas, and the superbowl.

singles awareness day.

as usual, im single on valentine's day. we gotta be aware of the other singles.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e April 9, 2006

13 valentines

This is when Friday the 13th collides with Valentines Day. The next "13 Valentines" is in 2009, and it happens about a dozen times per century. But it's also considered the only Friday the 13th, to actually be good, for falling in love.

It's said that good over powers evil when 13 Valentines occurs; when bad boys and girls are able to actually fall in love.

If you combine the two names, Friday the 13th and Valentines day, the natural phrase that has come from this is 13 Valentines.

by KingDon January 11, 2009

Anti-Valentines Day

A holiday for those who do not enjoy celebrating Valentine's Day. This holiday is celebrated on February 15th with your closest friends and no significant others. You must make each other Anti-Valentine cards exhibiting for example: superheroes named Ichabod with suitcases.

"I hate Valentines Day, I'm sick of watching couples obnoxiously making out."

"Then come to Anti-Valentines day and wallow in sorrow and eat cake with us!"

by fred carpinski February 6, 2009

Valentine's Day

What makes or breaks all high school relationships. It isnt fair, buts it's true and you all know it

Girl 1: OMG my BF got me concert tickets for Valentine's Day, I LUV HIM!

Girl 2: Mine only got me candy, I fucking hate him

by A Gorilla January 2, 2009