Thor experienced the biggest Icelandic volcano when he looked at pictures of Helga pulling up her socks.
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A short skirt which only just covers the genetalia. Often somewhat frilled, in contrast to the less elaborate pussy pelmet.
by welmsley April 3, 2011
Get the Vaginal Valance mug.Two cohorts, the inhalant and the flatulator, arrange themselves thusly:
+ The flatulator lies, belly down, with his butt cheeks spread.
+ The inhalant sprinkles a finely-fluffed dusting of cocaine around the flatulator's anus.
+ The inhalant gets his face really, really close to the butt hole.
At this point, the flatulator earns his namesake, causing a gas expulsion from his rectum. This gaseous outburst, much like a volcano, projects dust into the air. It is then the inhalants goal to breathe in as much cocaine-fart as possible.
+ The flatulator lies, belly down, with his butt cheeks spread.
+ The inhalant sprinkles a finely-fluffed dusting of cocaine around the flatulator's anus.
+ The inhalant gets his face really, really close to the butt hole.
At this point, the flatulator earns his namesake, causing a gas expulsion from his rectum. This gaseous outburst, much like a volcano, projects dust into the air. It is then the inhalants goal to breathe in as much cocaine-fart as possible.
Hello friends, you seem like the kind of people who like to fart and do cocaine! Can I interest you in taking a Peruvian Volcano?
by sir esteban July 5, 2012
Get the Peruvian Volcano mug.The great and powerfully god of volcanoes who was trapped in the form of a skinny white male by a penguin. He is meme obcessed.
Also, his pp is over 1500 feet long.
Also, his pp is over 1500 feet long.
by Kumtukey fly chimken November 27, 2018
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Noun: A big pile of wet shit stinking up the air trapped under a blanket*
*Dutch volcanoes have been observed in other enclosed spaces such as tents, sleeping bags, and, occasionally, entire vehicles.
Noun: A big pile of wet shit stinking up the air trapped under a blanket*
*Dutch volcanoes have been observed in other enclosed spaces such as tents, sleeping bags, and, occasionally, entire vehicles.
"I Dutch volcanoed so badly it left a burn mark in the bed frame."
"The largest Dutch volcano on record is named Zuidwal and is located under the Wadden Sea in the Netherlands. The second largest Dutch volcano just shot out of my ass and into my sheets."
"The largest Dutch volcano on record is named Zuidwal and is located under the Wadden Sea in the Netherlands. The second largest Dutch volcano just shot out of my ass and into my sheets."
by bishsac January 20, 2022
Get the Dutch volcano mug.Adjust your fingers into the classic Vulcan configuration, with the pinky and ring finger all the way to the left and the middle and index finger all the way to the right. Approach your woman and insert two in the pink, two in the stink. Next, tighten the grip by clamping your fingers toward each other. This should completely decimate her gooch if performed with any sort of competence.
by darkass November 22, 2005
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