A professional ice hockey team located in West Valley City, Utah. They are currently the ECHL affiliates of the Bridgeport Sound Tigers of the AHL, and the New York Islanders of the NHL.
by Utah Grizzlies Fan January 30, 2009

by MyMomWearsCrocks6969 May 30, 2018

This is a wonderful drink to make sure you; 1 stay awake, 2 have sex with whatever swamp donkey you stumble upon, 3 wake up naked and ashamed. It has also been known to make you stumble into an AA meeting the next day. 1 part Red Bull, 1 part Cabo Wabo, and 1 part Cherry Pucker.
Steve: "Mark what happened to you last night?"
Mark: "I had a couple Utah shots at the bar and banged the bartender."
Steve: "That hot blonde?"
Mark: "No that fat girl with glasses."
Steve: "That swamp donkey"
Mark: "Yea, I don't wanna talk about it. Hey do you know if they still have those meetings at the church."
Steve: "Good idea."
Mark: "I had a couple Utah shots at the bar and banged the bartender."
Steve: "That hot blonde?"
Mark: "No that fat girl with glasses."
Steve: "That swamp donkey"
Mark: "Yea, I don't wanna talk about it. Hey do you know if they still have those meetings at the church."
Steve: "Good idea."
by jcloser December 21, 2010

Creator of the tankmen storyline of Newgrounds, where before the tank and the man inside had no real bearing to the site. Johnny Utah is most often known for his cock jokes, and frequently uses them in his animations. Johnny Utah is actually a very skilled artist, and could probably be doing something constructive, but instead he's bettering Newgrounds, and creating a more perverted place for future children.
Also, I'd do him for a nickel.
Also, I'd do him for a nickel.
Johnny Utah is a skilled artist.
Johnny Utah wears a hat.
Johnny Utah is 3 midgets on a tricycle.
Johnny Utah made jesus.
Johnny Utah wears a hat.
Johnny Utah is 3 midgets on a tricycle.
Johnny Utah made jesus.
by dragamex September 28, 2008

by eyewatcher008 November 5, 2009

by 1n0nlySmitty January 19, 2008

To go for a surf. From the 90's surf flick Point Break in which Keanu Reeves plays cop Johnny Utah. Also referred to as Johnny.
by Johnnny Utah May 18, 2006
