Ur mom

The two words who rule them all

Person 1:ur mean
Person 2:ur mom
Person 1:(dies)

by Totally_Dbangz October 12, 2020

UR MOM

what I did last night

hey me and UR MOM hit it off last night.

by thebest_sourpickle September 1, 2022

ur mom

its your mom.

so wyd today

ur mom

by ur moms simp March 22, 2021

ur mom

Basically an comeback, like "no u".

Most jokes including "ur mom" is like;

"Ur mom gay"
"Ur momma so fat that she ________

Person 1: You're so fat.

Person 2: ur mom.

by hm yes August 13, 2020

ur mom

an insult that is incredibly offensive

“what are you doing today kyle”

“your mom”

by whaturmom September 5, 2019

Ur mom

Someone who has fucked me.

Hey, I just came back from your house and I just did ur mom. ;)

by JaKhaki_Twin December 21, 2020

ur mom

used as a method to abort a heated argument when you have no comebacks left. most popular on XBox live, where it was founded.

Person 1: "3 dollar hairline"
You: "ur mom"

by Pangcheng May 27, 2021