Uni Head

Uni-Head is someone who is obsessed with going to university to get their 'Masters Degree'

They fear not knowing what to do in their life, so they just go to university to make them feel as if they are doing something good, when actually there just wasting their life with pointless education.

Once they finally graduate they feel like they are so clever now and probably wont even get a job and have no work experience because they have put work experience off for so long by studying.

He's a Uni Head

Uni Head by Bazrndz June 1, 2010

Uni-Lez 

A lesbian couple that look, act and/or dress alike, thus morphing into one entity.

Lo, "Are you wearing that shirt out?"

Bee, "Yeah, why?"

Lo, "It's too similar to mine, we look like a uni-lez."

Uni-Lez by Spastastic March 18, 2011

Uni-boob 

The awkward lump formed by a zippered sweatshirt when you sit down. Categorized as a uni-boob when the lump is at your breast area. Can also be at crotch area forming a regular boner on a male and a lady boner on a female. Also a stomach boner when the lump is at your stomach. Obviously. So much "excitement"...

"Stupid sweatshirt is giving me a stomach boner!"

"If you unzip it halfway then it'll go away."

"Well now I have a lady boner."

"Better than a uni-boob!"

Uni-boob by alicejin88 November 15, 2011

uni-felcher 

One who felches themselves

jaay is the one and only uni-felcher

uni-felcher by v August 31, 2003

Uni-sex appeal 

A person who is considered sexually attracted (AKA HOTTTTTT) to BOTH men and women.

"DAMNN Paula u looking fine!! Hey is that Sara girl taken yet cuz she got huge uni-sex appeal? If not ...i think u should ask her!"

Uni-sex appeal by SANDELS5 December 6, 2011

uni pack 

Totally buried (by flab) abdominal muscles in the configuration of a back pack. The exact opposite of a “six pack,” the definition of which is: “Well defined abdominal muscles in the configuration of a six pack of canned drinks.”
A uni pack could be described as: “Undefined abdominal muscles in the configuration of a two-liter bottle of Coca Cola carried in a school back pack that is already full of homework.”

Used by Jillian Michaels on 'Rachael Ray' 11/15/2011.

"Oh man, Bert's sure missing a six pack."
"Yeah, but he's not missing his uni pack." (snickers)

uni pack by =DSA. November 15, 2011

Uni-ball

two balls that have been fused together into one

You touch her again i will fuse your balls into one big Uni-ball

Uni-ball by milos44556677 July 1, 2014