udders twisted

when a regualry to large-breasted female starts to react in a manner that can be decrypted as an overreaction, often irritating or annoying, over a matter that is insignificant or not of the severity yhe woman is making it up to be.

Andre: “Sorry babe but I won’t make it to dinner tonight, I’m playing soggy biscuit with the boysss!!”

Female 1 *Muffled from breasts in face*: “OMG ANDRE YOU ALWAYS DO THIS YOU’RE SUCH A DICK LIKE WHAT THE HELL YOU ALWAYS PICK ‘the boys’ OVER ME. I’M STARTING TO THINK YOU’VE GOT A HOE ON THE SIDE. DOES THIS MEAN WE’RE DONE???!!”

Andre: “Yo shawty chill out, no need to get your udders twisted. You know its bro’s b4 hoes.”

by realandre April 4, 2023

twisted shocker

it is bascially the shocker; however, there is a twist. cross your index and middle finger, while still using your pinky for the stinky.

They got board with the shocker, so they decided to use the twisted shocker.

by rybo7g December 10, 2008

Manchester twist

Turning your fist around during male masturbation so as to simulate going from the vagina into the anus.

I was cranking one out hard last night and decided to switch it up with the ol' Manchester twist, it was a tight butthole for sure!

by Rim Tobbs January 17, 2018

Merlin Twist

One of the dirtiest Skate tricks ever. It consists of a Switch 180 Late Front Foot Impossible. No One knows who invented this trick, but the most famous user of it and most likely creator is Cory Kennedy.

Merlin twists take magic to land

by sameoldpimp132 November 22, 2011

twist one

make a marijuana cigaraette. See "tool up a doobie".

My bong was at home so Fred loaned me a paper and I took the time to twist one.

by Harold Corncob April 20, 2006

Oliver Twist

Someone who is never satisfied and always asks for more

Our host asked if anyone wanted seconds. Roger being the Oliver Twist that he is said yes.
Mr. Brown is never satisfied with his pay, he's always asking for more

by defman28 July 2, 2009

Saw Twist

Derived from from the 'Saw' films, this term describes when something so shockingly unpredictable happens that it makes you unable to deal with the mindfuck occuring in the frontal lobe of your brain.

May induce orgasms and mild strokes.

Human 1: "So anyway, I woke up this morning and realised my dad is actually a stripper.."

Human 2: "Fuck, what a Saw Twist"

Human 1: "I know, i thought he was a prostitute.."

Human 2: "Get help man, you're fucked."

by EyeHeartToast July 20, 2010