Tweaker Menu

A late night menu at restaurants for those sleep deprived or high off of illegal substances

"Man, its 3:00 AM, I think i need to order off the Tweaker Menu, im so hungry"

by offdazucks December 20, 2021

Tweaker Tongue

"Tweaker Tongue," or "Tweeker Tongue" is a more informal (hilarious) way to refer to the well known Adderall Tongue, and is also related, but not equal, to "Meth Mouth."

Symptoms (most common to least): dry mouth, bad breath, a white film on tongue (due to bacterial overgrowth,) chapped lips, and sores on your tongue (sores will usually only occur if you suck on your tongue and are severely dehydrated, if you are neither of those, go see a doctor.) This is less severe than Meth Mouth because Tweaker Tongue does NOT include rotting teeth, stained teeth, cracked teeth, swollen and/or bleeding gums, sores on lips and throat, or loss of oral sensation and pain.

Fixes (most important to least): brush your teeth (seriously, you'll smell like you ate shit,) floss, scrape your tongue or at least brush your tongue, swish and gargle with a high pH mouthwash, take frequent sips of water, use saliva substitutes, and chew sugar free gum. Note that these usually only reduce symptoms, and may not fully cure Tweaker Tongue. Don't neglect your hygiene, unless you want to suffer from Meth Mouth.

Also, this may happen to abusers AND non-abusers (i.e. those with ADHD, narcolepsy, obesity, etc., taking the prescribed dosage of their medication.)

friend 1 - "that was fast, did something happen?"
friend 2 - "was going ok at first, but when he opened his mouth and got closer I knew... he tried to suck my dick with his tweaker tongue!"
friend 1 - "mmm... right. would've been shitbreath and sandpaper."

by amethysts blue drawers May 21, 2023

Motivational Tweaker

The one who is always positive about life and encouraging others to do the same. They are always tweaked and just dont give a fuck about their everyday problems and are usually the most emotional ones when they come down.

Last night Lacey was being the Motivational Tweaker and telling everyone to just be happy and not care what people think

by L-Zoomy Twakstar August 4, 2012

Closet-tweaker

Someone who is ashamed of doing crystal meth. So they do it in private areas, like a bathroom or closet, all by themselves.

Meth user/addict that uses without anyone knowing.

Closet-tweaker Look at that bitch wiggle, she is a closet tweaker!

by Jilly-Bean November 25, 2018

tweaker

A 'speed'/'crystalmeth' freak.
Tweaker's are 'tripped out' addicts who live for 'gas'/'ice' and party for days with no concept of time or the outside world.

"Val Kilmer play's his best role ever as a hardcore tweaker, a crystalmeth freak, in a great movie called 'The Salton Sea'."

by Diego August 18, 2003

tweakerlips

Asshole tweaker that wont shut his face picking mouth.

Tweaker that smokes from pipe to the extent that his lips turn blue.

Normal person with a cold sore on thier mouth.

"Shut your fucking face tweakerlips"!

by kfools September 29, 2009

tweaker sneaker

The shoes worn by meth heads, but the term could be broadened to include junkies or crackheads. Ugly, blocky, generic white shoes with tattered shoe laces that look like the tweaker barely even bothered to tie them. Tweaker sneakers are covered in dirt and various bodily fluids.

Get some new shoes you bummy lookin' motherfucker! Those kicks look like tweaker sneakers!

by money mike 305 November 6, 2009