When you drink wine late at nite, start feeling sentimental (maybe even start crying) and begin trolling You Tube for old songs and videos. You then go onto Facebook and start posting the You Tube videos on all your friends and ex-boyfriends Walls.
Friend: Mary Kay Mahopac, why did you post so many corny You Tube videos all over my Wall last nite?
Mary Kay: Lol Sorry, I was wine tubing. But when I woke up this morning I thought I deleted them all. I guess I forgot yours.
Friend: Well the internet called and said "Stop posting sappy videos on people's Walls"
Mary Kay: Lol Sorry, I was wine tubing. But when I woke up this morning I thought I deleted them all. I guess I forgot yours.
Friend: Well the internet called and said "Stop posting sappy videos on people's Walls"
by Mary Kay Mahopac October 27, 2012
Get the wine tubingmug. Going to bang chicks, possibly at high speeds, most likely with loud GNR playing in the background.
A known favorite activity of Rex Ryan, coach of the New York Jets.
A known favorite activity of Rex Ryan, coach of the New York Jets.
Rex: I’m so fucking jazzed for this game. WE’RE GONNA RAPE ‘EM! AND THEN WE’RE GOIN’ TUBING!
Sanchez: Snow tubing or water tubing?
Rex: PUSSY TUBING!
Sanchez: Snow tubing or water tubing?
Rex: PUSSY TUBING!
by Johnny K Lightning September 19, 2009
Get the Pussy Tubingmug. A fictional band in the British comedy series The Mighty Boosh. They appear in the last episode of series three "Chokes". (working title "Theatre") The Black Tubes are played by British garage rock band the Horrors. Noel Fielding, one of the creators of The Mighty Boosh is known to be a big fan of the band. The Black Tubes are also characterised by their skin-tight drainpipe trousers.
by LeHitcher October 22, 2008
Get the The Black Tubesmug. A paper towel or toilet paper roll stuffed either with scented drier sheets or fabric soaked in Febreeze. It is used to blow weed smoke through to get rid of the smell.
Man, me and my friends smoked at church the other day, but no one knew 'cause we used the doob tube.
by ecotton December 28, 2005
Get the doob tubemug. A person who posts mindless or useless videos to youtube en masse with the hopes of being socially accepted.
by Jason Klotz November 28, 2007
Get the tube whoremug. The feeling you get after riding the tube or subway where you are walking round and you feel the need to wipe your arse because of a build up of sweat and moist bum dirt seepage. Often a safety wipe is recommended and the victim may leave behind a pale speck of bright brown tube arse.
"hey man, why are you walking so weird?"
"I have a bad case of tube arse i picked up on the way home from work, I better be safe with a safety wipe, have a date tonight"
"I have a bad case of tube arse i picked up on the way home from work, I better be safe with a safety wipe, have a date tonight"
by tubearse91 October 17, 2011
Get the Tube Arsemug. Major aspect of creating weapons of mass destruction. It is almost as significant and dangerous as yellow cake.
The nigga bought aluminum tubes! Do I need to tell you what the fuck you can do with an aluminum tube!?! ALUMINUM!!
by AdamBB June 2, 2007
Get the aluminum tubemug.