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tragically hip

Being so obsessed with keeping up with the latest retro or counter-culture fads and social pretensions that you lose your ability to think for yourself and suppress any originality you may have ever had. In the process of doing this you completely embarrass yourself but since you're so hip you don't care what lesser mortals think of you.
All those mindless hipsters wearing their lame Urban Outfitters uniforms and shopping for used vinyl records at thrift stores are tragically hip. Actually, they're just tragic.
by gummy bear whore November 27, 2007
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traffic

the movement of something. Could be cars, drugs, people for sex, ushually something illegal and something you should not do.
by ppy_luv July 2, 2008
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Blunt Traffic Jam

When two or more blunts rotate around a circle at different speeds, eventually causing a blunt to "Traffic Jam" behind the other blunt(s).
Yo man, hurry up and pass that blunt, there's about to be a B.T.J. (Blunt Traffic Jam)!
by Dr. Julius Erving December 2, 2010
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Traffic Sign

A common tattoo located at the lower back of some females. Basically to direct a (stoned) male where to put his genitalia.
Without seeing Lisa's traffic sign, Chad would have been to stoned to find her pussy.
by mjoblio May 31, 2004
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Murphy's Traffic Law

The simple fact of reality which states that whenever one is in a hurry, one or more of the following effects are experienced when driving a car:

-Chance of encountering consecutive red lights is increased.

-When in an intersection, chance of having a left turn larry in your line is increased.

-Chance of getting stuck behind an extremely conservative driver or a naturally slower vehicle is greatly increased.

Basically, the Murphy's Law of driving. If you need to get their fast, you're going to get their less quickly.
Boss - You're late.

Flunky - Sorry. 6 red lights in a row, got stuck behind an 18-wheeler, and it seemed like everyone just wanted to turn left today.

Crony - Murphy's Traffic Law. Respect.
by magzillas November 7, 2010
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traffic lights

a game played by stoners.

usually played with between 2 and 10 people

first take 1 toke hold it pass it when the joint gets back to you breathe out and take 2 tokes hold it . then 3 tokes back to 2 then one. works well with foot longs
dude skin up lets play traffic lights.
by shiest miest April 9, 2010
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Traffic

Fucking bullshit that God invented to slow everything down or is caused by fucking idiots who get in accidents or just stop to take looks at things and is not considerate of others.
Fuck traffic. It always makes me late to work.
by AdomC June 24, 2015
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