three-tracking

Men walking through deep snow.

The snow was so deep we were three-tracking

by chrissteman December 5, 2017

Pussy tracking pussy canon

When a female's tampon flies from the pussy and cuts off the head of a cheetah.

"Forgot your cheetah pepper spray? No problem! Just use your pussy tracking pussy canon!"

by notthatfunny November 7, 2019

Contact tracing

Contact tracing - an extension of big mother's tracking device for kids

Villanelle carried with her a piece of chalk for contact tracing

by Option 22 April 28, 2020

Not-Tracking

military lingo for not paying attention or always doing the wrong thing
AKA Lost in the Sauce

PVT Porter is doing his own thing again and done pissed off Senior, he was not-tracking.

by M25S July 1, 2020

ESL Teaching

A "job" that many grifters, low-lifes, simpletons and garden variety retards do while living abroad as an expat. Many, if not all, of those that are currently teaching ESL have failed astronomically in their home country. This includes financially owning themselves by getting one of the many useless degrees offered by today's university. An incompetence to use any job-hunting website. It also includes burning a variety of bridges with all of their friends, associates and family members. And finally, it includes a general sense of running from all responsibility due to a severe case of arrested development.

Ironically, many of their students, ESL Speakers, are trying to have a better life, work hard and take life head on.

Blue-haired coffee shop barista: I double majored in English Creative Writing with an emphasis on poetry, and general Philosophy, and I've had it. I've been working here for 6 long years. Too long, too long. Next week, I'm moving for an ESL Teaching job abroad for $800/month. It's GOOD money, and allows me to save each month to pay off my $120,000 of student debt.
Engineer, former friend: That's great.

by Former Expat October 14, 2022

Anti-teaching

The form of teaching that does the opposite of normal teaching. Makes you more dumb instead of smart.

That teacher has perfected the form of anti-teaching with how bad they teach.

by Biggest man October 3, 2023

Anti-teaching

A teaching method in which one demonstrates a negative example so as to persuade people into living the opposite way

SNL's "Matt Foley" uses overly physical anti-teaching so that the teenage characters would make a vow to never smoke pot ever again in their lives

by o23gfh December 6, 2024