Torqued

To be pissed or say someone is pissed

Zack was fucking torqued when I told him I was fucking his girl.

Those things are fucking torqued

by Tsnyder November 7, 2017

Fully Torqued

A sarcastic way of saying something is going/will go great. Mainly used for when you know for certain that something will go wrong.

*Band is about to start a song*
Mark: Bro, this band is fully torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: But dude, it's like Fully Torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: Ok

by Macabrebard2 April 18, 2019

Torqued

it means super high, so high I make up words

I’m so fucking torqued right now

by ainnoot April 29, 2020

torqued

Getting super high off of drugs (usually weed).

Im boutta get so torqued broo

by Forestcall April 20, 2022

Torque Bunny

(Slang, derogatory or objectifying) A woman, typically one without a specific interest in automobiles, who is perceived to be sexually attracted to a man specifically because he owns a high-torque, powerful vehicle. The term implies that her attraction is superficial and tied to the status and perceived masculinity symbolized by the vehicle.

"He joked that the 'torque bunny' attraction to his BMW 530d wasn't about the car's looks, but about the deep, rumbling promise of a driver who knew how to deliver a smooth, powerful ride."

by BMW530DOwner October 22, 2025

European Torque Tester

The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.

“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”

“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”

by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023

torque dog

The most erect a penis can be..

That stripper gave me a raging torque dog.

by heterofratboi June 16, 2020