torfusion

The indecision that one experiences when presented with the decision of whether to masturbate or to indulge in food.

Jonesy suddenly found himself in a state of torfusion when the timer for his microwaved taquitos rang unexpectedly at the exact moment that his favorite scene of Lord of the G-Strings entered the TV screen.

by Sheppy January 14, 2008

Tori Logic

When someone who:
• Makes Fake Facts • Makes Stupid Assumptions • Say Online Friends Are Better Then Real Ones • Says Cheating On My Patner Is Okay

Person1: Eating a lot will make your boobs bigger

Person2: Stop with your Tori Logic

by ✪Virtual Phantom✪ May 11, 2015

Tofield

small hick ass town where guys jack up their trucks and vape in order to compensate for their little ass dicks

Girl A: "damn I think that guy in that stooped up truck is hitting on me"
Girl B: "what the fuck bitch, he's from Tofield and we all know what that means, they never get any ass so they gotta dick down 12 year olds"

by fuckbitchesgetturnt January 5, 2017

Tori

A girl who is, funny, energetic and sexy. She will laugh at anything. She will be crazy (in a good way). She loves stuff like computer tech and video games. Always wearing a sexy piece of clothing like a nice pair of shoes or a good looking shirt. She's got both nice tits and a nice ass that never fail to turn guys on. If she likes you, she'll show it so take the hint.

Guy one:that Tori girl really is amazing
Guy two: she's so HOT!
Girl:look at her shoes
Guy 3: look at her assets. She's got both tits and ass

by Theclashfan534 March 28, 2013

Torin

Torin is a really strange guy, but he's also a massive sweetheart. He likes PewDiePie A LOT and struggles to get a girlfriend. And he also really likes learning about history for some reason. This probably makes him sound unattractive, but he's actually one of the cutest guys you'll ever meet! He's really funny and it's kind of a shame that a lot of women don't see it. But the girls who do give him a shot should never let him go, because he's fucking great.

Guy 1: Torin really needs to get a girlfriend, all he does is talk about WW2 and PewDiePie.
Guy 2: Yeah good luck with trying to get him one.
Girl: I kinda like him..

Guy 1: Pffffffffffff no way.

by bell.uwu November 10, 2019

tori

Tori is a word describing the most incredible and beautiful girl you will ever see, end of story. She's absolutely gorgeous, and truly amazing. She is known for making people melt on the inside when they see her. She's cute, and resembles a puppy. Often, people who love her kill themselves because they aren't 18 like she is.

"That Malcolm kid really loves that Tori girl... I can definately see why."

by malcolm miscellaneous May 4, 2008

Tori

Fun, Awesome, Crazy, makes you laugh at the weirdest times. Post such funny pictures on facebook, and usually the shortest person around<3

Tori is so short!

by beehehe September 8, 2011