Touching Green

to get women

Of course, I'm touching green I pulled Mary last week.

by Kaws Morant March 23, 2022

touching cloth

When one has left it far too long before having a shit and the brown toad slips out early

Oh fuck, I'm going to have to leave you, as I think I'm touching cloth

by Mikey Ross July 26, 2003

Touching Blue Pencil

The act of interacting with something that has not been interacted on in a while.

Hayden should stop touching blue pencil.

by GrassHoppingBadDog March 30, 2012

Touching

It would seem it's equal to "fucking." Based on the lyrics for The Dresden Dolls' "Sing," where some half-deaf music downloaders posted the lyrics as being "There is this thing that's like fucking..." when the booklet and song clearly say "There is this thing that's like touching."

"I was totally fucking a boob..."
"What?"
"I mean... touching. I'm a 12-year old dumbtouch..."
"Die. Please."

by J. B. Baby May 25, 2006

Touching Cloth

When one binds ones "cheese" in fabric,thus leaving the woven imprint upon the "ripe old cheshire"!

"i'm touching cloth, you'd better cut yourself a slice off this...go on...there's plenty."

by Darran Pritchard October 17, 2003

touching cloth

when one needs to use the lavatry so bad that it is unbearable and the excrement begins to touch your underwear.
Touching cloth is the stage before the term running (or rolling depending on the shape)down ur leg and after the stage of losing control of ur bowels. Touching cloth more often than not leads to stains so, heavens, please do be aware

Emma: oh gee i think im touching cloth colleen
Colleen: oh emma i do believe i am also touching cloth
Emma: yahaha yahha golly thats astounding lets go clean up
Colleen: that would be great. would you mind if i were to have a joint which i rolled this morning
Emma: why id be offended if you didnt

by deane October 30, 2007

Touching cotton

You've committed a lumpy corn filled stanky loaf, and there is no turning back.

P.S.A.-If you are touching-cotton, don't sit down unless it's on the Dumper!!

"It felt like an SBD (silent but deadly) and now I'm touching cotton- Woe is me"

by R. Trelford March 9, 2004