ninja toot

To sniff a Gram cocaine in unlikely situations without any one else knowing.

Was at the womans nephews birthday party, but it was ok because I had a sneaky gram of coke and was ninja tooting all day.

by uncle_buckfast August 02, 2014

Rooter-toot

A dry fart.

I thought it was a rooter-toot, but it was a shart!

by Jettblackk May 28, 2023

Toot Magoot

Little crocodile finger puppets used to annoy other people.

I’ll use a toot magoot to drive away roaches (annoying people)

by A roach May 31, 2019

Toot Purse

A juicy, plump female pooper.

Esther Dropped her cigarette during a game of bridge, and bent over to pick it up, but she forgot she wasn't wearing panties and she exposed her grey Toot Purse to her girlfriends.

by Ole Baboon April 01, 2017

toot boost

feeling a slight forward propulsion from farting on the go

I was in a uncomfortable walk lock with this stranger until I invoked a powerful toot boost propelling me ahead leaving him in my wind.

by mightymac February 09, 2012

Toot It & Boot It

When a boy or a girl has a one night stand. To hit it and quit it. Freaky people who usually sex alot of different people.

Jay Smoove "man bro.. hp... she fine... did you Toot It & Boot It bro?"

Baby Woota 3rd "yup bro I had too now she pregnant and shit!!"

by Kanaree Ladiie Banks August 26, 2009

pop a toot

To smoke cannabis in a drop pipe.
Similar to a water bong but with no gauze. Tobacco is wedged in the pipe before the cannabis is added. This is burnt and inhaled in one breath, and as it shrinks the ash is sucked down into the water in a final 'pop'.
Popping toots get you the most stoned out of all ways there are in the world, fact.

Jon: why did you screw the top off that bong arial?

Bob: bongs are pap, im gonna pop a toot


Fred: mate, you look grey and I cant see your eyes!

Bert: shit man I popped 8 toots in a row.....


Richard: load me a toot bill

Bill: load yer own i'm too caned

by crackhead jimmeh December 31, 2008