Toofer

A person who fulfills multiple minority capacities in any realm. Having two or more of these common features: physical/mental disabilities, being a woman or ethnic minority

In the show 30 Rock, James Spurlock, his nickname is "Toofer" because "with him you get a two-for-one; he's a black guy and a Harvard guy." (Jack Donaghy)

Connie Rubirosa in Law & Order

Brenda Johnson in the Closer

by Djodo November 19, 2009

Toober

The stupid shit head that walks around in Modern Warfare online and grenade launches people until you rage.

That's the 7th and final time that toober grenade launches me! *BOOM* AHHHHH!

by Dancing_Burritos January 6, 2010

Toolery

1. Being a jerk
2. Acting like a tool

Hitting him in his happy place was a prime example of toolery!

by StillNotAdam September 15, 2009

Towler

A hero amongst men! An active ladies man who can charm his way into a mess simply to charm himself out.
Likely to deal with mortgages.

Frank: Have a good night last night?
Richard: Ohhhh yea, met this girl, her boyfriend went mad, he everntually gave up and joined in.
Frank: You're such a Towler.

by Mr Good Kat March 15, 2011

Tookers

a word used to describe a mans testicles

That mug really could do with a kick up the tookers.

by fanny schniffer October 26, 2011

0-tolerance

making no exception to a rule or law

The town had a 0-tolerance policy for DUI.

by The Return of Light Joker January 31, 2008

Toomer's Corner

The intersection at Magnolia Ave and College St. in Auburn, AL. Divides "downtown" Auburn from the campus of Auburn University. Called Toomer's Corner because of the store named Toomer's Drugs, which is no longer a drug store but instead an Auburn souvenir shop that sells food and lemonade. Toomer's Drugs has been located at the corner of this intersection in Auburn for over 110 years. After major athletic victories, people gather here and roll an old oak tree with toilet paper, known in Auburn as "rolling Toomer's Corner". Many local bars are located around this intersection.

I have gotten way too many late night phone calls to go pick some drunk retard up from Toomer's Corner.

by Magnus von Slaughterhausen February 25, 2010