Ridiculous Ton

Ridiculous Ton = 2005 pounds

Boxer has a ridiculous ton of tanks.

by Flipsometables August 1, 2011

grip ton

adjective-
an abundant amount of something.



synonym:firm grip

"she eats a grip ton of banana's."

by banana eater ahah lmao April 14, 2009

2-ton

A very large bowel movement. A large dump. Refers to 2 tons of fecal matter.

We have to wait at the bottom of the lift because our friend is taking a 2-ton

by Gumbiii February 7, 2010

Shit Ton

A large amount of sometheng. This adjective is used to express a mild amount of weight contrary to the fuck ton. The piss ton is a smaller unit

Man dude this weighs a shit ton

by THeCUteEMoBOy August 3, 2013

shit ton

2000 assloads.

I ate shit ton of asparagus last night and now my piss smells.

by Carmack C February 19, 2009

Shit Ton

1) Weight/Mass: Equal to one metric ass load.
2) Numbers: Equal to a quantity greater than 17.
3) General: More than you have or should ever want to have without substantial health considerations, and possible proactive medical preparation.

Usage Notes: A shit ton is commonly considered to be, at a minimum, two shit loads. In imperical systems, used as "shit tonne."

Get me a shit ton of notebooks from the stockroom, Johnson; we're gonna have ourselves a write-up!

by Ixit February 28, 2009

Won Ton

Won Ton is a common word used in replace of the word chink.

Look at dat fucken won ton across the street.

by Mitchell S. August 26, 2007