TOM

Abbreviation for a woman's menstrual cycle: Time Of Month. A polite way for a woman to say she has her period.

"Why is krista so bitchy to me lately?"
"TOM must be visiting her"

by transatlanticismx3 July 17, 2009

Tom

a total dick munching prick, who just wants to get with girls to do shit. he's sweet and nice at times, yet he's a total jerk when he wants to be. he's very confusing, and on the verge of being a player if not already. he asks weird ass pervy questions, and he'll tell the whole world your answers, so shhhh. he think's he's hot shit, when really he's a total two faced douche bag. Usually says he has a big penis, when really it's this stubby ass chode. don't believe his lies. Also, he's like a PMS-ing chick. Damn, he's got his moods.

liar pathetic charming faggot stuck up moody

You is a fuckin Tom! PUT DAT CHODE AWAY.

Tom, you're an asshole...but i love you.
Suck my left nut, Tom.

by your dad's man tits September 1, 2010

Tom

Tom is one of those people who went from childish to holy fuck he's hot

Tom is here now

by Mary chen November 23, 2021

Tom

An average Joe who sits at the back of the class. he has few friends who he is close with. likes video games and has a Labrador retriever.

Guy 1: who is that
Guy2: That's Tom
Guy 1: oh, ok

by Yeah I guess November 5, 2020

Tom

Tom is a lazy person who watches everyone do work.

Pick up a shovel, don’t be a Tom.

by Jlisicky September 14, 2020

Tom

The non-virgin who will shoot twitch thots with a 9MM glock without hesitation. He adopted Alinity's cats after shooting her cranium. About a week ago he became the winner of drunkenness and wants to do the dead. Proper gamer who needs someone to share English words to.

Yo is that Tom

No, Tom's always drunk

by QwertyWomanHuman June 27, 2020

Tom

loser

Person 1: "Wow Ben is such a Tom."
Person 2: "So Ben is basically a loser?"
Person 1: "Yeah."

by ghkHGHK April 10, 2019