The sacred ritual used by a select group of apple geniuses when trying to find a solution. The ritual consost of apple geniuses interacting with colourful space like bubbles which knows all and sees all secrets of the universe.
Muggle:My iphone 4s is having trouble upgrading to the IOS7 software I hace tried everything what should I do?
Apple Genius: Trickey.We Geniuses will perform the TOran ra abd seek guidance from the higher power. Very well may we offer you a $60 itunes voucher?
Apple Genius: Trickey.We Geniuses will perform the TOran ra abd seek guidance from the higher power. Very well may we offer you a $60 itunes voucher?
by the architect93 November 5, 2013
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Get the Toman mug.Run whenever meeting one. They look innocent, but will kill you.
The Pros of the Tegan Species-
-Hella gay
-Probably a klance shipper
-Very supportive and defensive of friends
W I L L K I L L F O R T H E M
-Murders thots
How to care for your Tegan-
Give your Tegan an angsty song list on Spotify, and some good food. Then give them a blanket and a drawing tablet. It is recommended you have the entire Voltron series on Netflix. For maximum satisfaction. WARNING! THEY WILL BITE.
The Pros of the Tegan Species-
-Hella gay
-Probably a klance shipper
-Very supportive and defensive of friends
W I L L K I L L F O R T H E M
-Murders thots
How to care for your Tegan-
Give your Tegan an angsty song list on Spotify, and some good food. Then give them a blanket and a drawing tablet. It is recommended you have the entire Voltron series on Netflix. For maximum satisfaction. WARNING! THEY WILL BITE.
"Tegan is terrifying"
by dailyturnip January 4, 2019
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Get the Tigang mug.The people who originate from the Kingdom of Tonga. The first polynesians. Gigantic, and have natural steroids; Ulu, and HorSe
Tongans are gigantic, and all have a natural ability to play sports. there are two types of tongan bodies. the big (fat) ones, who tend to be naturally strong, and the big (muscular) ones who are the dominant athletes of whatever group they are in until they decide to stop playing. TOngans are powerhouses in Rugby and Football.
Tongans are very nice, hospitable, and religious people. But when you make them mad they'll beat you to a pulp no matter who you are, or how strong you think you are.
TONGANS ARE NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SAMOANS
Tongans are gigantic, and all have a natural ability to play sports. there are two types of tongan bodies. the big (fat) ones, who tend to be naturally strong, and the big (muscular) ones who are the dominant athletes of whatever group they are in until they decide to stop playing. TOngans are powerhouses in Rugby and Football.
Tongans are very nice, hospitable, and religious people. But when you make them mad they'll beat you to a pulp no matter who you are, or how strong you think you are.
TONGANS ARE NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SAMOANS
Neighbor: Oh hey Sione!
Tongan Guy: Malo fred!
Neighbor: I heard your son won the MVP award today.
Tongan Guy: ah yess, he did. I fink it was for, *click sound* ahhh....fuut boll
Neighbor: haha, he is quite the athlete I hear. By the way, that is some good smelling food you are cooking.
Tongan Guy: haha, me and my family love to eat.
Neighbor: yeah, you samoans eat quite a bit!
Tongan Guy: ....
Tongan Guy: Malo fred!
Neighbor: I heard your son won the MVP award today.
Tongan Guy: ah yess, he did. I fink it was for, *click sound* ahhh....fuut boll
Neighbor: haha, he is quite the athlete I hear. By the way, that is some good smelling food you are cooking.
Tongan Guy: haha, me and my family love to eat.
Neighbor: yeah, you samoans eat quite a bit!
Tongan Guy: ....
by Hafekasi April 20, 2008
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by Laura S. March 10, 2005
Get the Topanga mug.Tongans only make 150 000 of the seven billion people on Earth with an increasing amount of 'half casts' who interestingly do not appear Tongan. However, they have the Tongan spirit. With a population of this size, these people really are unique.
Fact: Captain James Cook labelled Tonga as the friendly islands.
Fact: Captain James Cook labelled Tonga as the friendly islands.
by MadBaggage February 25, 2012
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