Toffing off

The act of masturbating to cheltenham highlights/ the boat race on BBC 1.

"Ooh, University Challenge!"
-"I need some alone time" (comences toffing off)

by Her_Ladyship April 23, 2010

rectal toffee

The brown stuff that comes out of your cake hole.

Bob: Hey, i really need a crap!
Joe: Well hurry up dude we dont want rectal toffee everywhere!

by Robbie Harrigan October 20, 2007

Toffee

1. A very sticky sweet thing.
2. Anything and everything. A word used to describe any word you can think of, in any context.

1. We stick together like toffee
2. Omg! Your hair looks so toffee!

by Dônkéy May 19, 2013

toffee yogurt

The sticky substance that leaves a mans anus after his gay partner has ejaculated in his bottom!

'he farted and sprayed my face with toffee yogurt'

by Captain Flaps October 10, 2006

anal toffy

anal toffy is not a term, it is an insult my stupid friend made up to call people. Cause really...noone wants to be anal toffy...just imagine.

Get the hell outta my way you fuck'n anal toffy

by Buck_naked August 8, 2006

tfft

Generally stands for 'Thank F*ck For That'.

Used in upper or lower case form at the user's discretion.

This term can be found mostly used to confuse persons who are not eL33T or are a n00b.

At the end of a generally long winded e-mail session with an IT Professional, Nodmeister signed off with a "tfft"

by Nodmeister General August 14, 2003

dutch toffee waffle

The act of excreting on your partners back then ejaculating into said excrement. The act is then finished by slapping ones ballsack onto the pile to form the image of a waffle.

Son, one day I’ll teach you how to give a girl a Dutch toffee waffle the way your sister likes it, with stealth, precision and sweet sweet satisfaction

by ToffeePlumber5000 December 13, 2017