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pence

A small piece of lying fecal matter that appears around a talking sphincter at certain times.
I need to wipe better that pence is staining my underwear.
by Voter20 September 25, 2020
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Pence you

To threaten to end someone who refuses to conspire with your evil, illegal scheme.
I’m going to Pence you unless you bury this body.

It would be a Shame if someone Penced you because you didn’t deliver this package.
by Red Kitty Kyle November 23, 2024
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Penced

1. To have faith in someone who blindsides you and lets you down
2. When someone reveals their true colors and betrays you in a time of need
3. When a coward doesn't uphold the truth
Example: Judas "Penced" Christ, to the Jewish authorities, in return for thirty pieces of silver
by TamTamE August 18, 2023
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Pence Fly

Adj.
- A "Pence Fly" is an irrelevant fact that take the attention of the people away from something more important.
V.
- to "Pence Fly" someone
Sin.
- A Distraction (away from a main topic)
- A Diversion
- A Fact Replacement

- A BS

During the US Vice President Mike Pence debate against Kamala Harris, on the 8th of October 2020, a fly stopped on the VP head. Right after all the media talked about it forgetting about Pence and Harris talk.
1) The Mayor interview was the typical Pence Fly. He kept talking about the 5 Dollar McDonald vouchers and forgot to mention why the local factory lost a deal with an important client.
2) The new candidate is getting more popular, we need to Pence Fly the news and give him less exposure.
3) That's a Pence Fly!/ (Don't Pence Fly me!) I don't care that you are the best in your PE class. You need to improve if you want to pass this year!
by Giangi January 8, 2021
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Mike Pence

Mother approved of this urban dictionary post. Only as long as it isn't read by women other than Karen Pence (mother's approved choice of wife), because that would constitute a devilish sin.
Mike Pence asked mother for permission to eat a single cookie and drink a glass of warm milk. Mother approved.
by turdsandwichapprovedbymother November 16, 2022
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Pence

A fatass who wont stop eating, wont socialize, and only leaves there room for food
He is a pence, he’s so wierd
by FatassBÏTÇH May 30, 2020
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