The Theoretical idea that a noose, being a loop at the end of a rope that tightens when a load is applied, cannot and will not kill thyself, if chosen to have the inability to.
by 24moorej January 2, 2025
Get the Noose Theorymug. A broke mans tie, got no normal ties? No problem! Get yourself some rope and make an 8 and take the ends to wrap the 8 a couple times (about 5 or so is good) and then take that, tie it through the top of the 8 and pull, boom! A tie! (Don't test the strength of it on the side of a bridge)
Broke person: I need a tie, but I don't got no tie! *Sees rope* idea! *Proceeds to tie a noose* and they say I'm a retard!
by That random brit July 28, 2023
Get the Noosemug. Cumming in a girl from the back while simultaneously giving her a rear naked choke till she passes out.
by anonymous May 15, 2024
Get the Juice Noosemug. a man with a large enough schlong to choke an elephant, a baby elephant, but an elephant none the less.
by timbo slice May 21, 2013
Get the Elephant Noosemug. by peronasunlight September 20, 2021
Get the One nonce, one noosemug. Another name for a "Good Luck Chuck." That is to say, a person who breaks up with a person, and that person's next relationship ends in marriage.
Wow, Jason sure is a Major Noose. Every time he breaks up with a girl, she gets married on her next relationship.
by Wxllco July 16, 2022
Get the Major Noosemug. by Aza0405 June 17, 2022
Get the Noose Musicmug.