Noosed

When a guy keeps stringing you on telling you he wants to see you and stands you up aka leaving you hanging while he spends time with with other people.

Wow, girl you really thought huh? It was so perfect and he still noosed you.

by AugustGrey July 29, 2022

Noose

Noose also known as Slip knot, hang mans rope, etc

I’m going to tie a noose around my neck

by Cyclone_Sav April 21, 2021

Juice Noose

Cumming in a girl from the back while simultaneously giving her a rear naked choke till she passes out.

Yo bro I juice noosed Becky last night she was out cold for 30 seconds while still oozing.

by anonymous May 15, 2024

dick-noose

After engaging in a sexual act with a female, finding her hair wrapped around your penis. This could be multiple hairs with multiple wraps.

Bro, i tagged this chick last night and when i got in the shower i had a serious dick-noose.

by OpieTaylor November 1, 2011

noose caboose

When a girl takes a dance move too far and accidentally hangs herself, and then you have sex with her dead body.

Person 1: Hey what was that smell coming from your room last night?
Person 2: Oh, last night I gave Sarah a noose caboose.
Person 1: what the fu--

by flatbed_yosef April 26, 2023

to noose

to hang yourself u fuckwits

According to all known laws of how to noose,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

by bengt-olof February 2, 2017

Noose

A broke mans tie, got no normal ties? No problem! Get yourself some rope and make an 8 and take the ends to wrap the 8 a couple times (about 5 or so is good) and then take that, tie it through the top of the 8 and pull, boom! A tie! (Don't test the strength of it on the side of a bridge)

Broke person: I need a tie, but I don't got no tie! *Sees rope* idea! *Proceeds to tie a noose* and they say I'm a retard!

by That random brit July 28, 2023