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Cocaine Timer

The amount of time a living creature can spend under the influence of cocaine, or another harmful substance, before passing out or collapsing, or suffering any adverse side effects.
"Damn, this bear's cocaine timer is almost up!"
by Jorge_Man March 2, 2023
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Triple timer

When you say something three times about someone or call someone an insult thrice, it becomes true, but only if you truly mean the insult or name with all of your heart.
Friend 1: you don’t know how to find square root? Are you retarded or something?
Friend 2: don’t use the triple timer or it might be true!
by Freggsmash May 15, 2019
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Big Timer

Someone that forgets where they came from. When they get a lot of money or acquire a prized possession and try to act like things are minuscule to them. They act like they don’t have time for anything unless it benefits them. Can also be used as a verb. * Big Timed
Damn he thinks he’s a big timer now that he got a little money!

Damn this n*gga Eddie just big timed me!!
by DJ2k July 25, 2022
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nigga timer

Its like nigga time but its nigga timer
Person A :*breathes*
Person B:Nigga timer
by Dr best to be the best May 15, 2021
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mid timer

Member of a community particularly in a 12-step fellowship who has been around 5-10 years. Understands some modern lingo but lacks in understanding of some of the more popular slang.
Newcomer: yo I just popped a bean
Mid timer: oh you just took some ecstasy?
Newcomer: na bra, a xanny..man you're a mid timer
by Jacobtanner November 23, 2024
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griffin timer

When a destiny clip hitter gets a kill to stack, despite an absurd amount of time between kills. Coined by the destiny community after Griffins Primal RC.
Griffin must be suckin’ Shaxx off to get those Griffin Timers
by Kermit’s Xbox November 6, 2018
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douche-timer

Term for personal planner in the mind of someone who is a douche. Reminds the person when to act like a douche.
"I wonder when Bill will act like a douche again?" she wondered out loud. "After checking his douche-timer" replied Phil.
by one more fizzle May 25, 2011
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