Tiestoism

The religion of trance where followers worship the god Tiesto by dancing to his music until you drop. Instead of going to church, you must go to the dance floor.

hey i just converted to Tiestoism

The only religion worth following is Tiestoism

by DJ J-D September 15, 2010

teseo

is a really loyal friend who has good music taste, teseos are Dj's.
good friend, horrible enemy

i like this music i'm sure the dj is teseo.

by hsnddksk January 4, 2017

These arent even my pants

phrase used to break an awkward silence, or as a way to catch peoples attention

Dude, these arent even my pants

by sixpound August 27, 2008

kids these days

to disapprove of somethin, when someone does somethin retarted or dumb

god! whats with kids these days?

by geoff March 9, 2003

These are

Said when something pleasant and enjoyable happens. More badass than saying cool or great for example.

1)"My dad gave me 100 dollars! These are!"

2) Lukas :" Tomorrow I will finally buy the guitar I told you about."

Alex:"Wow,these are,man!"

by Luxas August 6, 2010

These

aren't the droids you're looking for.

These aren't the droids we're looking for.

by E-Steeves March 23, 2010

Dick Tinsel

Dick Tinsel is created when using semen as a decorative material that mimics strands of ice or icicles similar to Chin Cicles. Dick Tinsel is created when long, narrow strands of loads of semen emulate icicles when they are strategically shot onto and hang from the face, body parts or the sexy, slutty Christmas outfit of your chosen Holiday Whore. The modern production of Dick Tinsel typically involves multiple loads from one or more sexual partners during a sexual session referred to as a Decorating Party. Modern day decorative Christmas tinsel was invented in Nuremberg, Germany, in 1610. Dick Tinsel was invented in Florida in 2013 out of sexual perversion and the holiday boredom of traditional decorating and same old traditional Christmas party attire.

Becoming tired of mundane holiday decorations and seeing his girlfriend Sandy's same old slutty, little black holiday party dress, Harvey decided it was time for a Decorating Party to spruce up Sandy and her dress with some holiday spirit. After putting on her dress, Sandy laid on the bed and Harvey repeatedly jerked off all over her laying strand after stand of Dick Tinsel until she was fully decorated. They both sang Christmas carols for the rest of the evening while Sandy glistened.

by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2013