throne of lightning

A sexual act. Begin by having sex seated while on the toilet. While engaged in this act take a shit... when you feel yourself about ready to cum pick your partner up off you and force their head down into the toilet, now filled with your shit, expect a violent reaction, and then inject their ass, or vagina, with your load

Heather was fucking pissed when she got the throne of lightning

by Pan Satyr July 4, 2007

Throne Sausage

You figure it out.

Man, I left a throne sausage so big my asshole is bleeding.

by StUmP October 5, 2003

thronged

Extremely busy, hard pressed, crowded out with work.

Originally from Norse

"I can't talk now, I'm totally thronged." means swamped with work. "I came in to work and was thronged with emails."

Common expression in Wall Street law firms. Originally from Old Norse. cf Icelandic þröng, etc. (narrow, tightly pressed; compelled, forced in the sense of being pressed to do something ); trang (narrow), Swedish trång (narrow, tight). All probably related to the Standard English throng (crowded, to form a tightly-packed crowd, etc.). Perhaps from Yorkshire dialect. Variants: thrang, threng.

by Bensil Lisk January 4, 2005

thronegasm

the overwhelming gratification one has when watching HBO's Game of Thrones, that may or may not involve a physical discharge.

"Hey, did you see last week's Game of Thrones?"

"Yeah, it was so good I had a thronegasm."

by thelowburn November 7, 2012

throne-pisser

Male who habitually urinates while sitting, and avoids using the conventional standing position. (see throne-piss)

I used to get so embarrassed by getting piss all over my jeans whenever I went to the toilet, but since I became a dedicated throne-pisser, my clean jeans have been the talk of the town!

A: I didn't hear you pissing just then.
B: Oh that's right, I sat down to avoid making noise and pissing on myself.
A: Reeeal? Did you change your tampons too you throne-pisser?

by theoriginalfugmo November 28, 2013

throneback

The evolutionary body style of royal and well bread humans wherein the torso grows long than normal and the legs shorter - perfectly proportioned for climbing pyramids and being comfortably seated in a throne.

We need to alter our shirts, they were crafted for commoners, not royal thronebacks.

by douglagug March 21, 2015

Throne N' Bone

The act of having sexual intercourse while trying to watch Game of Thrones.

Girl: "Wanna have sex?"

Guy: "But Game of Thrones is on!"

Girl: "It's either now or never!"

Guy: "Well, I suppose we could Throne N' Bone."

by Isrulius February 4, 2017