No Thirst Tuesday

No thirsting or simping for anyone on the first Tuesday of each month. You may admire but das it or else you go to horny jail.

"Oh damn look how hawt he looks I just wanna ravish him!"
"No, stop it Emmie you horny bítch! You'll go to horny jail if you don't stop. Today is the first Tuesday of the month which is No Thirst Tuesday so no simping or thirsting allowed!"
"C'mon Haven you're no fun!"
"I'm only following No Thirst Tuesday."

by Haven_707 March 2, 2021

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thirst farmer

Noun, internet slang. Pejorative term for people on social media, primarily females, who are ‘content creators’ where the content:
1. Creates thirst by being provocative or erotic
2. Funnels followers to an OnlyFans channel (or similar subscription platform) for monetization.

Can also apply to non-internet interactions that follow a similar pattern; see exotic dancers.

Person A: Dude, I found your sister’s IG. Wow.
Person B: Yeah…she’s a thirst farmer. Mom doesn’t know she spends all day growing her OF subs.
Person A: Guess that’s one way to pay for college!

by Clubbedthumbs July 24, 2022

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Thirst Bucket

one who is thirsty beyond a thirst. He/she wants some pt (playing time) or some poon

1. Person A is such a thirst bucket man!!!!! He needs some pt or hes gonna get dehydrated!!!!!1

by thirst mcgirst November 8, 2007

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Mad Thirst

It is when a person is being extra needy. When they want something they KNOW they cant have and make it obvious AKA WICKED DESPERATE.

We were at a party right? and this dude I guess forgot his beers and was mad thirst drinking ours.

by KbostonSALEM September 26, 2008

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gator thirst

A condition that a woman (or man) has when enthusiastically and wildly performing oral sex on a penis, as if displaying extreme hunger and thirst for the penis.

Ex: That bitch be sucking on my nillzz like she got the Gator Thirst!

by legendarynova January 27, 2014

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