A "Third Joke" is when someone says something funny, someone else feels the need to follow it with something that may or may not also be funny, and then a third person, trying to keep up, follows up with a third quip, which by this point is most definitely no longer funny.
It is important for others at this point to call "Third Joke" out loud to point out the third individual's social error, to embarass them for killing the funny.
A truly unskilled individual can Third Joke on the second quip.
It is important for others at this point to call "Third Joke" out loud to point out the third individual's social error, to embarass them for killing the funny.
A truly unskilled individual can Third Joke on the second quip.
Bob: "And then I said, "That's not my fish!"" Haha!
Bill: "A halibut tale!" Haha!
Ted: "I smell fish!" Ha.. um.
Bob: "Third Joke, Ted."
Bill: "A halibut tale!" Haha!
Ted: "I smell fish!" Ha.. um.
Bob: "Third Joke, Ted."
by Triggur October 16, 2006
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2) The girl you met at work while trying to work on things with your second wife
3) A woman who has blown your mind in every way and makes it seem like child support and alimony are so worth it.
2) The girl you met at work while trying to work on things with your second wife
3) A woman who has blown your mind in every way and makes it seem like child support and alimony are so worth it.
by hammer6969 November 14, 2009
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A humorous name or term of endearment used in reference to a vehicle made by the International Harvester Company (or any of its subsidiaries), said in fun since International was pretty much the best foundry and manufacturer of farm implements.
Scout II driver fueling at station
Fellow driver just exiting store: What year is that thirteen letter shit spreader?
Scout II driver: (smiles) It's a `79
Fellow: Looks pretty good. How's she feelin'?
Scout II driver: I work her enough she doesn't miss the farm. She's still got a while before she's put out to pasture.
Fellow: Well, have a good one. Hope to see you around more often.
Fellow driver just exiting store: What year is that thirteen letter shit spreader?
Scout II driver: (smiles) It's a `79
Fellow: Looks pretty good. How's she feelin'?
Scout II driver: I work her enough she doesn't miss the farm. She's still got a while before she's put out to pasture.
Fellow: Well, have a good one. Hope to see you around more often.
by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010
Get the thirteen letter shit spreader mug.A term used to predict the arrival time of a particular person or event when desiring to connote an extremely low probability of occurrence. Alternate spellings include never:thirty and never:30
by Cousin & Cuz August 19, 2007
Get the never-thirty mug.A variation of "thirst" in the sexual sense; but the emotionally thirsty is searching for true companionship rather than just dat ass.
Karina: "Abbie, I am suffering from a severe case of emotional thirst."
Abbie: "Don't worry, your prince will come."
Abbie: "Don't worry, your prince will come."
by thot_thoughts December 12, 2016
Get the Emotional Thirst mug.vastly popular and ground-breaking manga/anime starring master theif Lupin the Third, grandson of the fictional Arsene Lupin (Arsene Lupin was a French book series that was also popular, yet not half as cool as Lupin the Third). The manga was created, written, and drawn by the genius Monkey Punch (his pen name). also known as Lupin III, or Lupin the III. Lupin was a robin hood of sorts, stealing from mostly rich and the evil. His love interest was Fujiko Mine, a girl who would often double cross him but sometimes would confess love to him, although Lupin never scored with her. Lupin's companions, the expert gunman Gigen and the samurai Goyemon (spelling probably wrong) would often help him with his adventures. Lupin was constantly chased by Zennigata, a cop who's life goal was to catch Lupin. Zennigata was named after a Japanese hero, as was Goyemon (possibly Fujiko and Gigen as well). Lupin himself has become a pop culture icon in Japan and worldwide. The manga would often have Lupin fucking women and cursing. It was because of this that it was considered the first "adult" in the non pornographic sense manga, and therefore the first intended for adults anime. truly a great series.
Lupin the Third's up there with Astro Boy in terms of relevance to anime, only he's 50,000 times cooler.
by thegreatmonkey November 4, 2005
Get the Lupin The Third mug.1. a female who constantly wants a boyfriend
2. a person who should drink more water to quench their thirst
3. someone who needs to realize that you don't need a boyfriend to feel beautiful or blend in with the crowd
2. a person who should drink more water to quench their thirst
3. someone who needs to realize that you don't need a boyfriend to feel beautiful or blend in with the crowd
1. Omg, Jessica is such a thirsty hoe. She's had three boyfriends in one week!
2. Teresa: *see's by passer* oooh, I would do him! *see's another* Did you see that guy? He was sooo sexy, I want him in my bed!
Leslea: Go buy ten gallons of water, because you sound like a thirsty hoe, & you got a man!
3. Don't be a thirsty hoe, you're too good for him.
2. Teresa: *see's by passer* oooh, I would do him! *see's another* Did you see that guy? He was sooo sexy, I want him in my bed!
Leslea: Go buy ten gallons of water, because you sound like a thirsty hoe, & you got a man!
3. Don't be a thirsty hoe, you're too good for him.
by Homeygdog November 2, 2013
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