testicle spectacle

the act of placing ones testicles on anothers eyes while sleeping. so when they wake they see the world through testicle spectacles.

Drew you effer, you gave me the testicle spectacles when I woke up this morning! And I liked it. . .

by Drew and Brian February 26, 2008

testicle telepathy

the act of having a guy read his buddy's mind so as to complete his sentence.. or finish his thoughts

Nick and Dureid's testicle telepathy has them watching Batman in different places at the same time.

by supergirlvictory April 15, 2009

mosquito testicle

it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence

man one: bro i just hit my balls trying to get a mosquito testicle

man two: it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence

by 2_kids_bored_in_english_class March 29, 2022

Electrical testicle

When someone applies electricity anywhere near a man's groin

Right after I called her a bitch, she gave me an electrical testicle.

by MinecraftMickey12345 October 6, 2019

Testicle Satchel

Another term for the scrotum.

I shaved my testicle satchel last night... smooth as silk.

by iamck December 15, 2012

testicle trick

Proceeding to take your balls and stretch them over your penis and cover it up as if your balls were a cozy little blanket.

My husband said his penis was cold so I suggested him to use a testicle trick.

by AlphaZombieGirl. October 5, 2016

truck testicles

plastic or metal mock testicles in various colors,always attached to the rear hitch of a truck. You can be sure if the testicles are in the back, there is usually a penis in the front, driving.

truck testicles

by saledevo December 1, 2010