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French Twizzler

When you pick a large scab with your finger and insert it into her vagina.
I'm going to give you a french twizzler. #GoProto
by Zah Geen July 7, 2016
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Twizzler

A better version of a rizzler. There can only be one twizzler
You not the sigma twizzler bro
by Suburban Encyclopedia May 24, 2025
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Cream twizzler

When you nut inside your woman and cross your fingers and proceed to insert them into her vagina
Yo bro i gave my girl a cream twizzler last night
by Machine gun Nyx February 17, 2022
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Dick Twizzler

To fire off a low effort joke and receive a better response than it deserves.
Sam: Did you hear Carson's bit on doors? It was a real Dick Twizzler of a joke he's mad we laughed at all
by scivibes August 20, 2025
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twat twizzler

The opposite of fag hag. A fat straight male who hangs with the lesbians... Usually with teeth missing, dirty fingernails, stinky feet, a bad sense of style, muddy shoes, body odor, talks about sheep a lot, and doesn't get asked to prom... Not even by a bregunt.
"look at that group of dykes and their twat twizzler. He only hangs out with him because they can't smell his feet. You know those girls have a fishy odor up their snouts from their nightly sexual adventures.
by Night Pants July 8, 2012
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Jakarta Twizzler

Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.
I got really drunk on my vacation and blew 5 euros on a Jakarta Twizzler.
by The Donut Fairy September 3, 2016
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Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed

When a guy cums in his own mouth then blows it into a girl's vagina which ends up getting her pregnant.
Man, what the fuck you got me pregnant with the Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed...
by catlo3 October 23, 2020
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