Thors hammer

The act of a man standing in nothing but socks on carpet. He then shuffles his feet vigorously creating an static charge to which in unloads that charge through the head of his penis as swings it like a hammer onto the face of an unsuspecting person.

As my girlfriend was doing her make up I snuck up behind her and gave her the mighty thors hammer right to the jaw.

by Esp65p September 5, 2019

Thor-o

something that is cool ha

Sean Crawley Is so Fucking Thor-o

by sean November 23, 2004

thors hammer

what michael mihel does to people who r dumb.

sorry i didnt know what 45 times 67 was. dont gimme thors hammer!

by jaque louve March 10, 2005

Thor's Hammer

While blowing your load, proceed to smack your loved ones face with the bottom of your penis repeatedly, until bruised.

"What's that bruise on your head from?"
"WHEN LOKI COMMISSIONED THE SONS OF IVALDI TO FORGE MIGHTY ITEMS FOR THE GODS, THEY FORGED Odin's spear Gungnir, and Freyr's foldable boat Skíðblaðnir. FINALLY, A THIRD MIGHTY GIFT WAS FORGED- MJOLLNIR, THOR'S HAMMER, AND THUS WAS IT WROUGHT UPON MY CRANIUM!"

by Johnny Justice March 17, 2009

Thor's Hammer

When one gets aroused by thunderstorms or loud, booming noises.

This thunderstorms given John a bad case of Thor's Hammer. He has to get nailed during thunderstorms.

by OtterWithMjolnir August 2, 2018

baby thor

A hot male who looks like he could be Thor. Usually an incredibly attractive male who is slightly less attractive than Chris Hemsworth.

With long hair that guy could be such a baby Thor.

by Pandafishez November 29, 2016

Thor legs

Having legs similar to Thor, god like. Basically Ray J. Moran. Opposite of chicken legs.

Ray has Thor legs

by fbsrmo May 2, 2017