When you are nailing your girl in the ass, pull out and spit on her back/ass (making her think you finished). Then when she turns around, blast her in the face with your actual load, completely surprising her like a fireman with his hose.
David: "dude, jenna was being a bitch lately so i surprise fireman'ed her last night."
kyle: "nice, that oughta do the trick!"
kyle: "nice, that oughta do the trick!"
by Stcsucks08 November 06, 2011
1. When playing settlers of Catan and an opponent takes the best positions available.
2. (a)When your friends are doing or say something completely expected. *Note: this is not a surprise but just sarcasm.
(b) You can also say it when you do surprise someone
2. (a)When your friends are doing or say something completely expected. *Note: this is not a surprise but just sarcasm.
(b) You can also say it when you do surprise someone
ex. Friend Simon places a settlement on a brick, wood, and brick spot with high probabilities of being chosen. "Surprise of the century."
example: I find my friend playing the same video game after I get back from school, "Surprise of the century."
example: I find my friend playing the same video game after I get back from school, "Surprise of the century."
by hacker lovers May 06, 2009
by da Chetster July 22, 2010
After a night of unprotected sex with an internet date, he received a most unwelcome call announcing an unexpected and entirely unplanned baby: Tinder Surprise!
by bakermouse November 03, 2015
by Longrod Von Hugendong III March 14, 2012
A "Thailand surprise" is when your female date, prostitute, etc. reveals her genitalia, which, to your surprise, are male genitals.
by Brice Guthtree January 15, 2006
While in the process of removing a chick's underwear (or men for you turd burglars out there) you discover a smear, stain, etc., of fecal matter.
Yo son, don't fuck with that bitch. Last night i damn near tossed my cookies when i came across some surprise pudding in her draws.
by Ya Moma? August 28, 2005