Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 3 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation. Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.
Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the fatties that were coming to his store every morning.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 03, 2008
Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 5 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation (roll eyes). Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.
Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the big white whales that were coming to his store every morning.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? September 26, 2008
A very evil person. This person loves to whip her students with Cat5 cable and make them do 87 page chapters in 5 minutes, or they fail the semester. She also has a wierd obsession with one of the head persons there, always threatening to send them out, but never does. She also blames the A.M. Class for all of the server problems, saying we are all hackers, but the P.M. Class doesn't do ANYTHING wrong.
See evil.
See evil.
Today, our Programming / Networking Instructor told us to do chapter 3 in 5 minutes or we will fail the whole semester.
by ANONYMOUS February 20, 2005
A program located in the California State University of Los Angeles (CSULA), also known as EEP. Helps students excell in their studies by skipping highschool or junior high.
Person: so what grade you in?
Me:i should be in 12th grade, but im in my 4th year of college.
Person: woah, for realz?
Me: yeah, I skipped highschool.
Me:i should be in 12th grade, but im in my 4th year of college.
Person: woah, for realz?
Me: yeah, I skipped highschool.
by neshypoo December 31, 2004
The conditioning of most retail shoppers to provide preconceived answers to customer service providers.
Here are a few instances using Programmed Retail Response:
(Upon a customer entering)
Associate: "How's the weather today?"
Shopper: "I'm fine. How are you?"
(Upon a customer leaving)
Associate: "Fuel for Satan's fire!"
Shopper: "Thanks. You too!"
(Upon a customer entering)
Associate: "How's the weather today?"
Shopper: "I'm fine. How are you?"
(Upon a customer leaving)
Associate: "Fuel for Satan's fire!"
Shopper: "Thanks. You too!"
by Kristopher Smith May 25, 2007
Television shows that prominently feature vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural beings. Includes, but is not limited to, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel". Used to denote such programs without violating copyright or intellectual property rights. Abbreviated "VBP".
Did you see what happened on Vampire-Based Programming last night?
Rimmi was crestfallen because VBP was pre-empted for a presidential address.
Rimmi was crestfallen because VBP was pre-empted for a presidential address.
by Pharaoh Mobius December 09, 2003
An unannounced but deliberate strategy in a presidential campaign, notably that of Republican candidate Mitt Romney, to stay in the background raising money and seeking endorsements, while avoiding engagement with the voters.
by neurophius August 04, 2011