panic boner

Panic Boner is when you get so scared you get a huge boner
Chris Hawrdwick loves panic boners.
by babylove22 March 26, 2015
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panic! at the disco

A pop-rock band hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada that infuses a rather wide array of other elements into their songs.

They currently have one album out, entitled "A Fever You Can't Sweat Out" which is split down the middle(this split marked by track 8, "Intermission") with the first containing very electronica-influenced futuristic sounding songs, and the second containing songs that sound older by means of use of vaudeville piano and accordion

The current line-up of Panic(as they are often abbreviated to) consists of:

Brendon Urie-Vocals, Guitar, Keyboard, Piano, Accordian, and organ
Ryan Ross-Guitar, Keyboard, Piano, Accordian, Organ
Brent Wilson-Bass
Spencer Smith-Drums and Percussion

The lyrics are written by guitarist Ryan Ross and are often more reminiscent of prose than traditional lyics or poetry, and contain many allusions to various facets of pop culture, in particular the writings of Portland satirical author Chuck Palahniuk. These allusions include:

-The second track of their album is called "The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage" which is a line taken from Palahniuk's novel "Survivor"

-The sixth track on the album, entitled "Time To Dance", is said to be one big reference to Palahniuk's "Invisible Monsters"

-The song "London Beckoned Songs about Money Written By Machines" contains lyrics that start with "Just For the record, the weather today is...", this is verbiage very often used by the narrator of Palahniuk's novel "Diary"

Currently(2006-07) they've developed a large following, due in large part to the success of their single "I Write Sins Not Tragedies". This following is primarily composed of adolescents in the age brackets of 14-17, often the type of people which have widely been given the somewhat-derogatory nickname of "scene" or "emo". And as with most bands associated with, through their own doing or not, "Emo" or "Scene", the band experiences very much criticism and hatred, even if for the fact that these self-proclaimed critics really dislike them for the mere sake of rebellion.
by Damien Richards July 12, 2006
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panic fingers

When one is playing a song on "Guitar Hero" that is so far above their skill level that they begin randomly button mashing the frets in panic.
I tried playing a level 6 song on Guitar Hero last night. It was scary. I was doing panic fingers after like ten seconds.

by Magnoodle October 10, 2007
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Panic At Pismo

When you and your other out-of-state friends get caught in a riptide in California and need the coast guard to come get you.
Melodi got caught in the riptide at the Panic At Pismo!!!
by BoscoliciousHottie January 13, 2010
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panic queef

the act of becoming incoherrently nervous thus producing stuttering speech and uncontrollable vaginal vibrating and farting.
our assistant, mariana, just got a 75 year old homosexual pervert's social security number wrong for the 7th time. as i was yelling at her she began to stammer and panic queef.
by meat lips 7 October 26, 2009
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girl panic

The second single from Duran Duran 13th album, 'All You Need Is Now.'

Simon LeBon (lead singer) "The effect girls have on boys, boys have on boys and boys have on girls."

A long glance or stare that you give a person that makes you forget who and where you are, and who will ultimately destroy you.
Man: After I saw her dancing in the club, she brought on a major "girl panic." Who needs to get married.

Man: She took my money, my home, my car, and my dog. I still want to sleep with her. Give me the phone.
by Duraniefan April 29, 2011
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panic chug

When you unreasonably panic in a social situation (i.e. the squad wants to leave the bar, your crush walks in) and chug your drink.
Kim got anxious as the line started moving so she panic chugged her beer.
by Kat DeJuneau November 24, 2018
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