old man bar

A bar, usually musty-smelling, wooden, and named after an old Irish dude, that only men over 65 tend to frequent. Definitely not a place to see or be seen at if you are under the age of 40.
We met up at Hannigan's on Main St., but we left when we looked inside and realized it was a total old man bar.
by EmLove September 27, 2012
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Old Man Jenkins

A fart emitted from an elderly man/woman unbeknown to them. A fart that just "falls" from their butt sounding similar to a horse snort.
Man did you hear Mr. Jones's Old Man Jenkins?

Yeah I heard it, but he definitely didn't
by frixibeltyler September 01, 2010
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old man blue

That shade of light blue that you can find predominate in large luxury cars driven by old folgies. Very popular in the late 80s, early 90s.

Also shirts, pants, and other attire can be found in 'old man blue'
I can't believe you bought that car -- its old man blue!
by LogicX May 08, 2005
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Old man hot

An older gentleman who, despite not meeting traditional standards for beauty, is seriously attractive. See: Vladimir Putin, John Slattery, George Clooney, Brad Pitt (nowadays), Denzel Washington, Alec Baldwin, etc.
I'm a little worried about Julie. She thinks Larry King is old man hot.
by Mrs. Napoleon October 06, 2010
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old-man-philia

When a smokin' hot girl falls for some wrinkly balls for no apparent reason.
That fireman is old as shit, but she's got some mad old-man-philia going on, so she don't care.
by 2girls1cup November 13, 2007
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old man's pick

Beacuse women often live longer then men if a man can live long enough there will be a lot more women in his age group that men. So then he can have his pick of old women. If you like that kind of thing.
This is called old man's pick.
Granpa has old man's pick now.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009
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Old Man Bowels

A type of strategy which will cause one to horribly lose at an Infantry Defense map in Starcraft. Refers to the 'leaking' effect one gets when ones defense is insufficient for the hordes of enemies.
"Damn your Old Man Bowels, Andy! You're leaking scourges!"
by Dhulliath April 05, 2006
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