it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence
man one: bro i just hit my balls trying to get a mosquito testicle
man two: it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence
man two: it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence
by 2_kids_bored_in_english_class March 30, 2022
by Mander926 April 22, 2017
A man who both bites down and slobbers during oral sex. The name, "Mister Mosquito," is only accurate if the person who calls someone, "Mister Mosquito," is the one who received oral sex had an awful time.
by Megacheese69420 March 06, 2023
That girl Chelsea just won't break up with that jerk. I think she just like the drama. God, she's such a drama-mosquito!
by SushiMonster555 April 08, 2009
(also known as teen buzz) is a popular ringtone that can only be heard by young people. It consists of a high frequency sound that generally can't be heard by those over 23.
a mosquito ringtone went off when i was taking the calculus final, but the old teacher could not hear it. i got distracted and failed the test.
by jackieisemo June 09, 2007
"That bitch got mosquito tits"
by AlmightySosa3hunna November 28, 2016
You say it to insult a stupid/idiotic person but you can also use it to be funny and almost everyone will laugh if you use it correctly.
by Cheezy_G June 06, 2019