Lumpy Head

A disease that you catch from having sexual interactions with a Phish Phan

Last night I slept with this phish phan and woke with a Lumpy Head

by Birdryder February 22, 2024

lumpy

Lumpy is pitori slang for Hubly

A're tsube lumpy

by Tabayateng May 19, 2023

Lumpy dump

Basically a turtle head right after ate corn on the cob

Yo that was a lumpy dump. No more corn please

by Oceandining November 9, 2025

Lumpy side hoe

A female with cottage cheese legs that can't seem to keep them together. Always has another womans man in her mouth.

Wow did you see that lumpy side hoe? Shes almost 30 and needs to grow up already!!

by Calmdownbitch July 14, 2017

Lumpy Legs

Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.

** girl falls **
friends: OMG! are you okay?
girl: no! my hind lumpy legs just gave out!

by chris martin <3 February 19, 2009

Lumpy Switch Around

A sex activity where you and your partner/partners form a circle ass up, then a person in the center of the ass circle uses a lumpy cucumber to fuck a person of their choice. Then the two people swap places and the new person in the center gets to choose who to fuck with the lumpy cucumber.

Yeah i had a good weekend. Me and the boys had a lumpy switch around on saturday so i spent all sunday cleaning up.

by NotNotGeno January 11, 2021

lumpy humpy

when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.

George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"

John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"

George: "That must have been painful..."

by dasvidaniya September 27, 2019