ditch bottle

Something empty, dirty, and filled up by whatever happens to be rolling on through town.
When she got up, she sucked down all the beer out of my friends' fridge, emptied all the change out of my pockets, and then got railed by the cab driver that next morning on the way home. What a ditch bottle.
by sarcan August 20, 2010
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ditch weed

This is a type of marijuana that grows wild, and is usually found in ditches (hence the name) and other thickets. It is very, very bunk and contains little to no thc. Legend has it that every 7 years it draws thc out of the ground. I dont know if this is true or not, but i will look into it.
HaHa, i cant believe that little loser thinks that he'll get high smoking ditch weed.
by we2d December 20, 2005
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Ditch shop

A person who goes to the mall or other shopping facility with a group of people and browses to the point where they are no longer within the group, and therefore now shopping alone.
When shopping at Love Coulture, my sister decided to ditch shop my cousin and I.
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ditch pig

disgusting dirty slut, resembling lowest form of white trash, see also; margo.
"Who was that disgusting ditch pig who sucked 6 dicks at a time at her going away party?"

"You had me at ditch pig."
by kyla condon May 14, 2005
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ditching school

Probably the only thing you'll remember from high school, besides that time you snapped Mr. Wendell's ass with a towel.

Often, those who are ditching school will claim to be sick, or kill off a family member to claim the class-free days allotted by the school for just such an occasion.

When asked where a ditching student is, present students will often claim that he or she got hit by a bus and has passed away, so that they might claim a class-free day as well.

Those caught ditching are reprimanded, and consequently mocked and degraded by their peers.
Teacher: Is Sean ditching school?
Student: No, he got hit by a bus.
by Gnappy April 28, 2007
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bitch ditched

when a girl ditches you to hang out with her girlfriends
-Hey dude, Melissa just bitch ditched tonight after she told me not to make plans
-What a Bitch!
by Christopher Bizub April 22, 2007
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