the breakfast club

the best movie i have ever seen. its funny and drmatic at the same time. its about five people who are completely different, having to spend a day in detention together. They come to relaize that their differences can bring them closer, and in many ways theyre a lot alike. the "impossible" was reached (having them all relate) and they formed the breakfast club. greatest movie iv seen so far in my life.

"you may not talk, you may not move from these seats, and you may not sleep"

by bfastclubfan July 7, 2005

Soaking the Broccoli

When getting into a hot bath, it is the slow and arguous process of descending both your penis and testicles into the water.

I was soaking the broccoli last night and it was quite intense.

The bath was too hot for me to soak the broccoli.

Shrinkage and tingling are common side effects of soaking the broccoli.

by Brian Petz February 24, 2006

the breaded chicken

The act of having sex on the beach pulling out slapping your dick in the sand then putting it back in

"i did the breaded chicken move and she didn't like it"

by beach boy 88 January 15, 2009

The brown goat stretcher

The act of covering the male genitalia in poop. Then dragging the head of the penis across his partners beard. Note: While performing this act the scrotum should also be covered in waste and stapled to the floor. This is where the 'stretcher' in the name comes from.

We did "The brown goat stretcher" His balls hang out of his pants now

by DrPoopLove April 19, 2010

The Brown Belt

A way to rid one's self of a partner by dropping a duke on their waist during a romantic moment.

The lights are low, a few candles are lit, you are giving your "loved one" a good rub down. While you have them in a sort of calm bliss you stand up, crouch over their waist, and scream out loud while you poop somewhere near the belt line. HEEYAA, you just got The Brown belt!

by phartin September 29, 2010

The Breloom Technique

Named after LeSirBreloom (iFunny), this technique is used to add humour to to various forms of media. It is where the face of popular cartoon character 'Nigel Thornberry' is used to replace another characters face, usually accompanied by a text that says "Smashing".

The Breloom Technique is used to great extent in this picture.

by The_Lorax February 4, 2014

The Brothman

The Brothman is said to only come out at midnight on a full moon. If there is any soup on the stove he comes and add weird various spices and salt to spoil your stew or soup. If you catch him in the act he turns your hands to snakes and you are cursed forever unless you say three times “BROTHMAN COMEITH AND THE BROTHMAN GO” the Brothman is cousin to the mothman he is human in shape and always appears to be naked. His arms are two massive wooden spoons.

Wife- “Honey the soup seems a little to salty today”

Husband- “oh dear was it a full moon last night!?”

Wife- “yes it was! Damn the Brothman”

by Chef Rory June 2, 2018