gooning and bating

Pulling the padge fiercly at the gig

Twirlina: Gurl where’s ms thing?
Samantha: gooning and bating, Gurl, gooning and bating

by Squirtgirl_69 September 4, 2023

fifa-bating

when you get so excited sexually about the thought of FIFA or any aspect of this game that you masturbate over it.

i was fifa-bating over my goal last night

by fifa-king1 October 24, 2011

Norma-Bating

When your boyfriends mother is so controlling she terrorizes his girlfriends until they give up and leave him.

‘She’s Norma-Bating me to get me to break up with him.’

Her belittling and meddling are classic examples of Norma-Bating a potential future daughter-in-law.

by GambitSGH July 30, 2018

Norman bates

A man with an unusual attachment to his mother. Requires a woman to breastfeed , clothe , and clean the shit off the mattress , usually goes for woman who resemble his own mother.

Jack the lad-
Do you think I am Norman Bates I will not wear the same perfume as your mother

by Brian Lamont is not a grass August 22, 2019

bate day

a day you have to yourself when you cant stop jacking off and it seems you have enough sperm to impregnate a whale. it is 24 hour celebration.

where is gilberto" "i think he is having a bate day

by ogpussymagnet June 22, 2010

Bate Arm

Having one arm that is bigger and stronger than the other as a result of masturbating too much.

Person 1:Why is your right arm so big?
Person 2: Bate Arm.
Person 1:Ah.

by pure_beast_ace July 13, 2010

jail bate

Jail BAIT for someone who can not pass a fourth grade spelling test

Did yu seey that gurl. Shee luked lyke Jail Bate!

by Go USF Bulls! July 31, 2008