coot scooting

Messing around

Stop coot scooting around.

by Xia143 November 17, 2018

SCOOT AND ZOOT

When you're smoking weed while walking around in public

Damn, did you see him scoot and zoot right in front of the police station?

by Clarissa Fray December 03, 2017

stupid scoot

an ugly mini schnauzer that smells horrible and is super aggressive towards mucag

Ew! stupid scoot!

by Mootus April 12, 2021

Spicy Scoots

When you have the scoots (diarrhea) and it burns your assole and the area aroudn your asshole. Usually suffered after eating spicy foods or drinking too much.

Jeb: Hey Mark, why are you walking so wierd?
Mark: I just had a bad case of the spicy scoots and my ass burns like a motherfucker!
Jeb: Oh man, thats too bad!

by Johnny99112 March 12, 2011

scoot the cat

To miss the bus, train, cab or any other form of mass transportation.

My alarm clock broke so I scoot the cat. It was some bullshit.

by The Radical Tad May 08, 2008

bruts and scoots

A term meaning to go have brunch or drink mimosas at multiple locations while traveling from place to place via electric scooter. "Bruts" stemming from the main ingredient of a typical mimosa, Brut Champagne/sparkling wine, and "Scoots" obviously referring to a shortened version of scooters.

Variants: brut and scoot//bruts and scoot

Let's get everyone together on Sunday and bruts and scoots for brunch.

by Maverick55 May 05, 2019

scoot-tastrophe

(noun) an event causing great and often sudden damage or suffering involving a scooter.

WBNBC here on the scene of a scoot-tastrophe where a scootee caused a 5 car accident at an intersection uptown and scooted away from the scene. The fifth hit- and-scoot this month.

Did you see that Kappa Alpha Kappa girl riding down South Blvd? She was a scoot-tastrophe waiting to happen...

by tk3k August 26, 2018