by DAMIENz_BOOTY January 07, 2016
A woman that has no brain. Literally an NPC. A meal for Krusty Kristin only consists of rabbit food and Vodka.
Also could be used to describe when a female uses male sperm as shampoo and occasionally sunscreen.
It may also describe when an older female uses the scent of her urine to lure in younger children to her blatantly obvious white van, which may be referred to as “rape train.”
Also could be used to describe when a female uses male sperm as shampoo and occasionally sunscreen.
It may also describe when an older female uses the scent of her urine to lure in younger children to her blatantly obvious white van, which may be referred to as “rape train.”
Not again, Darrell just got convicted for committing a Krusty Kristin again… this time at an elementary school.
My roommate just ran out of shampoo so she’s doing the Krusty Kristin again. This time from her creepy step-dad.
My roommate just ran out of shampoo so she’s doing the Krusty Kristin again. This time from her creepy step-dad.
by Seth Sidle April 28, 2022
When you bust a load into someone's dreadlocks thus making them super duper crusty and hard to clean.
by Banana Hammie May 26, 2020
When a girl’s yeast infection is so out of hand, it has caused a creamy, crusted over vagina, and the only way through it is to put it between two slices of bread and eat it.
I could tell by the smell coming from her underwear I’d be having a “Krusty Krab Sandwich” for dinner
by MrKrustyKrabSandwich November 25, 2021
by Elvyra June 25, 2007
When a female hasn't showered for days and reaches down in her crotch/dirty pussy and smears the liquid from her fingers and genitalia onto another's face across their nose and mouth to let the stench roll for hours
Duuuude we were just being stupid and having fun... I gave her a wet willy and she gave me a disgusting krusty karen
by Dagladell4114 April 14, 2023
When a man jacks off so much that he is unable to type on his keyboard because his hand hurts. This mostly hapens on days when his parents are not home or when his girlfriend will not give him a handjob, if he has one.
"Hey man, I heard you screaming last night, you ok?"
"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"
"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"
by seax January 30, 2012