It was such a gong show when we got completely wasted on New Years, I could never forget that year just for that reason.
by Entails- December 10, 2019
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“Yeah bro I heard he got gong smacked by his boyfriend yesterday”
“Yeah bro I heard he got gong smacked by his boyfriend yesterday”
by George Saunders October 21, 2017
Get the Gong Smack mug.the level of "gong" in occurence at a give time. Related to the term gong show, which is used as a synonym for fubar, shit show, clusterfuck, or any kind of out of control, chaotic situation.
Person 1: "Man, this is ridiculous. Everyone's running around like chickens with their heads cut off."
Person 2: "Yeah, I'd say the gong meter is full."
Person 2: "Yeah, I'd say the gong meter is full."
by moonunitenar May 04, 2010
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in North America, a term for an immigrant of any background who for reasons of political persecution in their country of origin, immigrated to the United States.
in North America, a term for an immigrant of any background who for reasons of political persecution in their country of origin, immigrated to the United States.
person a) my grandfather was a Falun Gong.
person b) Hang on, you grandfather was not Chinese, was he?
person a) no he wasn't; he was German. But i termed him Falun Gong, because he belonged to a political youth party that did not support Adolf Hitler and his megalomaniac policies.
person b) Hang on, you grandfather was not Chinese, was he?
person a) no he wasn't; he was German. But i termed him Falun Gong, because he belonged to a political youth party that did not support Adolf Hitler and his megalomaniac policies.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2013
Get the Falun Gong mug.1. To kick the gong: To smoke opium (from Chinese opium dens of the last century where customers struck a gong to make the attendant come and bring them a pipe).
2. To mastubate (if you're male).
2. To mastubate (if you're male).
1. Lyrics from "Minnie The Moocher" (30's jazz hit for Cab Calloway):
She messed around with a bloke named Smokie
She loved him though he was cokey
He took her down to Chinatown
And showed her how to kick the gong around
2. She gave me such a case of blue balls last night I couldn't wait to get home to kick the gong.
She messed around with a bloke named Smokie
She loved him though he was cokey
He took her down to Chinatown
And showed her how to kick the gong around
2. She gave me such a case of blue balls last night I couldn't wait to get home to kick the gong.
by Benoit Racine February 08, 2009
Get the Kick the gong mug.A word drived from the clothing company gongshow hockey and its website. This word is very popular in canadas hockey subculture. Although it can mean many things its mostly anything out of control really bad or funny. Gongshow is the most popular of the endless hockey slang used throughout canada and even in the united states. other words include puck bunny, puck slut, plug, duster, swampdonkey, gonger, and much more.
by PMCM September 03, 2008
Get the gong show mug.A contraption for smoking cannabis. Designed by combining the previously invented bong and shotgun devices by removing the burner from a bong and inserting the roach of a nicely coned joint into the end of the tube. If the subject is hard core enough it is possible for them to consume an entire splif in a single inhalation.
"I tanned a fat dube in one blast."
"Sir! Do you have the equiptment and facilities that I will require to create a functional shot-gong? Kindly show me to them and I will reward you with the premier hit..."
"The unfortunate fellow died of a shot-gong wound."
"Sir! Do you have the equiptment and facilities that I will require to create a functional shot-gong? Kindly show me to them and I will reward you with the premier hit..."
"The unfortunate fellow died of a shot-gong wound."
by Zappa the Pig December 12, 2008
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