stupid pussy emu core

blanket slang term for all musical sub genres of muscical sub genres

and I apologize to any actual emu out there

by me December 9, 2003

branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend

a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head

if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't

branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?

by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023

emu

discount ostriches

the emu won the war against the australians

by hellandickentomaduckentallingo December 22, 2021

Emu

One of the shittiest Universities you could possibly attend.

Hey man you attending EMU in the fall?

Nah are you crazy? My parents aren't brother and sister?!

by Shitalkerdude September 23, 2019

Emu Explorer

Someone who sits around his computer all day keeping a dictionary by his side at all times, so when he can find his prey, he can use it to attack them using huge words he just learned. He often looks on Dictionary.com at the start of the day for a new big word to use.

Richie: "Stop talking to me, you are such a simpleton and you are not worth my time, you cretin, your wasting my completely precious time."

Mike: "Dude 'Cretin' is the word of the day on dictionary.com... Way to be an Emu Explorer."

by the mysterious eggman July 10, 2010

Emu

the popular kid that used to harass all the old kids, but now they're in their scene/emo/goth/punk/edgelord phase, and yet they're still a 1000% bitch. So don't mess with them, they'll try or mess or put you down. Emus are very sadistic and cold-hearted, careless and sometimes greedy, so don't try to change them. They'll be plain old same, if you try make them realize they're mean, they already know who they are.

Emo Boy : Look at her, she used to be a meanass girl.
Emo Girl : I know right she's just like us, what an emu.

by MyDiscordIspassionate#2436 January 21, 2019

De-eMus ex Machina

In Dungeons and Dragons or any other pen and paper RPG, when the Dungeon Master (or DM) invents or gives a way for the players to live when they normally would have died.

Our DM is really easy to play with. Any time we're about to die, a little De-eMus ex Machina comes along and saves us.

by Jim Moak January 13, 2008