dukes

Posessing the ability to compete, succeed, or or attain a goal or status.
Positive: I railed that chick last night, and she said I had mad dukes.

Negative: I tried to rail your mom last night, and found out she was a lesbian. I got no dukes.

(In the style of Adam Sandler's Talking Goat sketch.)
by Cliffy September 01, 2003
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Duke

A weak, deluded, impressionable and submissive man who’s wife keeps his balls in her handbag
“Hey mate you’re at risk of becoming a duke the way you let her impose on your life like that
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Duke

A short black guy who is really good at fortnite and dates a girl named jaila
by Fatgayboyz April 13, 2019
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duke

a huge dump, taking an enormous crap, pooping a big turd
by phillip sims May 20, 2006
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Duke

This is a typical name of an American Bull dog. American Bulldogs are typically confident, social and active dogs that are at ease with their families. They bond strongly with their owners. They have big pulsating lipstickts that can sumtimes turn white if the dog is overly frisky. Dukes tend to trick their owners by not doing their business outside, insted they wait til the land is dark, and crap out dollops the size of dinner plates and stink out the house for months to come, they like to look at it as marking their territory, they dont like wavy haired or tall boys.
Davey : ''hey man, whats wrong with your hand''
Oli: ''i got bit by an american bulldog, i think it must be the hair''
Davey: ''that sounds like a duke''
by duke_88 March 04, 2011
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A heterosexual male who physically and fashionably resembles a lesbian. Has a dyke aesthetic. Is a dude that dresses like a dyke.
Chris Gaines, Pete Wentz, and Jon Bon Jovi are all dukes.
by boobs420 February 21, 2010
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The Duke

An affectionate term for David Dickinson (the presenter of a British TV series called Bargain Hunt).
dude1: who the hell is that bronzed guy wearing pinstipe on the tele?
dude2: Dude! that's The Duke
by Carnophage December 16, 2004
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