Matthew Crawford is a hottie. Cute mf. But he's a shy guy, introvert even. He loves to play video games and look outside. He wonders about certain events that could've happened in his life if he was more altruistic. But he always prevails through his tough times. He's very intelligent and knows how to handle himself.
Person 1: Hey you know Matthew Crawford?
Person 2: The cutie next store?
Person 1: Yeah! blonde hair and everything. Isn't he so amazing?
Person 2: Yes he is!
Person 2: The cutie next store?
Person 1: Yeah! blonde hair and everything. Isn't he so amazing?
Person 2: Yes he is!
by Gavin 🦔 November 5, 2021
Get the matthew crawfordmug. Crawford's Law is invoked whenever someone introduces the term "woke" into a conversation much the same way that Godwin's Law operates, it takes its name from the architect Jennifer Crawford.
When a person resorts to calling someone woke in a Twitter argument that person is deemed to have broken Crawford's Law and they have lost the argument.
by Keeping it clear January 25, 2023
Get the Crawford's Lawmug. 
A Crawford is a unit of measurement representing exactly five cubic yards of manure. Unlike a Couric, which applies to human faeces, a Crawford refers only to a large, fresh, steaming pile of beast excrement from a varied array of animals.
"I just had four whole Crawfords dumped out front; it's time to fertilize the farm for the start of Spring."
by Momo & Pigsy March 30, 2022
Get the Crawfordmug. Sawed off little shit scrubbing floors ( also known as looking for her lost sack). She can also be called by screaming hobbit 3 times fast while watching hardcore pornography
by Realist10284 February 17, 2021
Get the Tracy Crawfordmug. Sweatshirts and skirts 2k19. Always down for a cheeky window selfie. A passionate girl trying to change the world with her passionate hand gestures.
by DanSmith123 May 28, 2019
Get the Crawfordmug. by cancerbaby1 October 22, 2019
Get the maxwell crawfordmug.