The Desmond Complex

This is a psychological disorder that occurs when Desmond constantly states that he has to get off the phone with you because he has other more important matters to attend to.

Yeah, he said to be AGAIN... "Hey... I gotta let ya go". I'm starting to develop The Desmond Complex.

by Sassy Ramble December 3, 2021

The Wolfie Complex

When you think dislike is the person you will marry, but the person you want to marry is just your rival.

I think Apple White from Ever After High has The Wolfie Complex!

by Wolfie77077 October 7, 2022

The best compliment your old man can get

To Be Hung Like An Arab Stallion


Now that's hung

That's bigger than life!!

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

The Jacob Complex

When one person named Jacob finds a group of friends who slowly changes his families names with other Jacob titles even his animals all become a version of Jacob until Jacob consumes all around him only to be stopped once the world has become a Jacob itself

Damn the dude has The Jacob Complex I mean look that’s Jacob 1,2,3 and Jacob mom over there!

by Many_Man_superior June 11, 2020

the aera complex

be or praise aera

some ugly bitch : how do i become hot
aera : be like aera, have the aera complex

by idekanymorelol January 3, 2022

The Amanda Complex

A white trash woman usually in her middle twenties. This type of woman usually bears children while unmarried, and these children are normally destined for retartedness due to thier mother being fully retarted and very trashy. Many of these women bear a strong resemblence to a physically handicapped Miley Cyrus with a very high gum line. It is also possible these women would resemble a beached whale in the midsection areas. Actually it is usually just a white trash beer gut. Usually a girl with this complex is attracted to my brother.

My brother dated a girl with The Amanda Complex. She was totally retarted white trash.

A girl with The Amanda Complex tried to suck my penis for 10 cents. Not really that suprising.

Man that girl has The Amanda Complex!! Did you see her gums, forehead, and belly?

by King Farts Often February 11, 2010

The Lauren Complex

When you date a really religious Christian chick, and she starts to fall for you. Then when you start to change her, and her friends notice, then they pressure her to dump you. Then she does, but she's still crazy about you and tries to get your attention.

I dated this girl once, and I didn't know how religious she was beforehand. It ended up being The Lauren Complex

by 123Stars July 16, 2008